Maybe: Rita

i wanna do a cartwheel, but a real casual one, like not make a big deal out of it. but i know everybody saw it- just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

If you’re gonna throw trash on the field, at least do it when the refs made a wrong call.

Herby calling the LSU fans clowns, correctly.

[Maybe: Rita @ritaaa19]

Okay so how is there is not a Burlington coat factory in Burlington, Vermont ??

[Maybe: Rita @ritaaa19]

I have a patient that has been married to his wife for 65 years. I asked him what the secret to a long marriage is and instead of some profound answer, he just said “no kids”

[Maybe: Rita @ritaaa19]

when you give a high schooler your phone number

[Debra Caplan @debra_caplan]

Early on in the Covid pandemic, there were lots of articles about how the 1918 flu disappeared from our collective memory and the historical record. Alfred Crosby famously called it "America's Forgotten Pandemic" in his 1989 book.

A short 🧵 1/

[Maybe: Rita @ritaaa19]

Actual quote from my boyfriend while watching selling sunset: “who the fuck wears a gucci hat with a full Louis Vuitton workout set? That looks ridiculous”

….. he is currently wearing a mismatched camo shirt/ camo shorts combo

[Maybe: Rita @ritaaa19]

What is the best sour gummy worm flavor? This is an important argument I am trying to make

[Maybe: Rita @ritaaa19]

Trying to figure out why I feel “off” today…. Then remember I had a single piece of chicken for dinner last night, played a full kickball game, slept 5 hours max last night, & have only had a latte to eat this morning

[Maybe: Rita @ritaaa19]

@broskibunnell Try barebells bars!! They sell them at Trader Joe’s! They taste more like candy bars 😋 still not as good as a real candy bar but definitely the best brand I’ve tried (caramel cashew or cookies and cream are my faves)

[Maybe: Rita @ritaaa19]

@glicker89 @stepheparsons Horrible to say but I have this happen with former patients all the time & I just act like I remember them/their whole life story 😬

[Maybe: Rita @ritaaa19]

Haven’t tweeted in a while but I just want everyone to know that “Who’s Line Is It Anyway” is on HBO Max

[Maybe: Rita @ritaaa19]

@therealgiffy Did you end up going?? 👀

[Maybe: Rita @ritaaa19]

@TedSnow I read this tweet & was like “wow, yeah, that’s been nice.” And then BOOM. Fansville commercial happens 🥲

[Maybe: Rita @ritaaa19]

I love seeing girls proposal pics & judging what the guy wears. Like bro you planned this whole thing & you knowingly decided your Grateful Dead graphic tee was the best fit for this ????

[Maybe: Rita @ritaaa19]

2 upsets in one day?? I love this. Roll MFT

[Lunden @LundenRTR]

Honestly goals are finding someone who gets as happy for you as Mrs. Terry did for Coach Saban 🥺

[Maybe: Rita @ritaaa19]

last summer ➡️ last weekend

trying for that late 20s glow up 👀

[Maybe: Rita @ritaaa19]

@sarahbonnar_ Thinking of you too & all the fun times we had in the training room with him ❤️❤️

[Maybe: Rita @ritaaa19]

2021 has just been a punch to the gut