Rita Alexandra

[Rita Alexandra @ritaalexox]

that moment when your mom shares your Etsy wish list in the family group chat AND THIS IS THE PHOTO THAT APPEARS

[Rita Alexandra @ritaalexox]

@breeneriece I just want to know if they said yes. how does this end? I have questions.

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@breeneriece I love it

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@breeneriece HE WAS SO LITTLE

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@BIsConfused 🤣 I’m still mad I didn’t have any of my Team Edward shirts to wear.

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@smy_blazes I got lucky. Peanut may be small but he’s solid 😅

[Rita Alexandra @ritaalexox]

why the FUCK are the roads so SHITTY in college park and why do I need a BOAT to get to work when it so much as DRIZZLES?!

[Rita Alexandra @ritaalexox]

@k8cumber My dog and I are in matching Halloween costumes 😬

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Today is just one of those days that I really don’t feel like being a teacher.

[Rita Alexandra @ritaalexox]

If there’s one thing I’m proud of in life, it’s that I give off a wine aunt brunch vibe.

[Adnan Khan @akhan1437]

Ppl are completely misunderstanding accountability. Derek Chauvin has not been held accountable. He has been convicted. That’s not accountability. No one has taken any ACCOUNT. Neither he nor the system have apologized, expressed remorse or made any amends to change the system.

[Rita Alexandra @ritaalexox]

I can’t believe my dumbass self really re-broke my already bent & broken pinky IN THE ONE PLACE I DIDNT BREAK IT BEFORE.

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yes grandma, yes he does.

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My grandma watched Cap America: Winter Soldier for the first time today and when she saw Sebastian Stan on screen, she gasped and went “my god, look at that walk, he just has it, doesn’t he?”

[Rita Alexandra @ritaalexox]

(2/2) My preschoolers are SAVAGE though and looked me dead in the eye and said “but Captain America doesn’t even know you exist”. So @ChrisEvans please help a (very tired) teacher out.

[Rita Alexandra @ritaalexox]

(1/2) So I’m working on tattling with my preschoolers. I told them to get me if they are injured, vomiting, really sad and need a teacher hug, or most importantly if Captain America walks in the room.

[Rita Alexandra @ritaalexox]

I just LOVE getting a last minute text that we’re closed when I’m already on the bay bridge. Jesus took that wheel from me today lemme tell you.

[Rita Alexandra @ritaalexox]

it’s so frustrating how the refs are shoved so far up Tom Brady’s asshole.

[Rita Alexandra @ritaalexox]

I got the vaccine but not a sticker and now I’m pissed.