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I should be wearing a helmet...especially while singing.

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I’ve missed Twitter like I’ve missed butterscotch pudding.

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Just noticed that I didn’t notice that I forgot to notice that I didn’t notice that I didn’t tweet once in 2019.

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I truly feel for these saps on #BeforeThe90Days because all of their friend’s warnings are like the voices in my head telling me chocolate isn’t my soulmate #totallyrelatinghere

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So @BachelorABC tells us not to be mean to each other yet completely banks off women being mean to each other. I’m so confused.

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Haha!! @paulkrug3

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🤣

[Tom Munns @TomMunns1]

I can’t stop watching this. Dad of the year 😂👏🏻⚽️

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@paulkrug3 #paraderoute

[Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22]

The next Jurassic Park movie better have a group of evolved raptors sitting in a hot tub and one of them holds up a glass of wine and says, "LIFE FINDS A WAY!" And another one holds up a glass of wine and says, "It sure does, Kevin. It sure does."

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Yessssssssss! https://t.co/Vd50kZKSbD

[Tim Johns @timoncheese]

This is so on the money it hurts.
#woke
#microaggression

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This #pga broadcast droning on about 2004 reminds me of Uncle Rico and his regrets over ‘82.
#USOpengolf

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There was a time when innocent until proven guilty was a thing right? Or did I just make that up?

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Doesn’t this dirty stuff happen all the time in golf...double hacks, jerseying, biting, licking...?
Oh dammit, I’m confusing a Saturday with Brad Marchand.
#USOpen2018 #philmickelson #filthyphil

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@AJTurf He claims he hasn’t yet, but we all know that’s a giant lie.

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God help me...there’s some big golf tourney thingy this upcoming weekend and the bf is already watching live coverage. It’s only Monday. Monday!
#sos #prayformojo #golfthingys

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I openly admit I don’t know a ton about the #usopen and golf in general, but I do know that this event is NOT like a Quentin Tarantino film.
Yeesh.
That was quite the stretch @GolfChannel

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“We’ll get some beers or whatever...”
Whatever always = hookers and blow.
#stanleycup #VGKvsWSH #stanleycupquotes

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Welp I guess this is good for the family as we’re related to a Caps player through relationships and cousins...still didn’t see this coming.
Beginning of 2017/18 season...predicting Caps SC win? Nope.
But hey, good on ya!
#WSHvsVGK #STANLEYCUPFINALS2018 #Ovechkin

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Finally figured out my lifelong career ambition...pug bongo player. See kids, commercials CAN be informative.
#careergoals #pugbongos

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The age old question of, ‘what color of jeans do I wear with a yellow shirt?’ has finally been answered.
There are far too many peeps wearing white jeans in the Preds crowd for that not to be the answer.
#WPGvsNSH