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Brooklyn nanny. Sleep tweets and life improvements. Adventure photography. Chocolate milk and travel addict. #wifeosaur

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@Bornakang Why tho. Why such an intense reaction??? Poor snake just trying to chill in the dark and you’re out here screaming OH MY GOSH red in the face squeezing the crap out of his belly. No I don’t know snake anatomy and that might not be his belly but I’m just saying man, not very kind.

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@nicholasmegalis Listen though man, being able to afford a 1BR in Brooklyn is a flex all of its own! Even if you had to pay rent in gummy bears, in my eyes, you MADE it. 🥳

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@TheSuperNanny I’m so sorry 💛💛💛 I also just want to thank you for transparency and realness. I think this is an important conversation, but it’s hard to be vulnerable. So thank you 💛

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How I actually feel right now

🥸 #LoveIsBlind #IAmDumb

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@JessMcDuke The amount of times I have refreshed, exited, turned it off altogether, and came back in is ACTUALLY psychotic. 😂😂😂

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We are definitely all so stupid for sitting here and waiting and yet…

We wait.

I’m gonna never let myself live this one down, y’all. Love Is Blind and I am dumb.

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“Love is late. It will be worth it.”

Essentially what my ex wrote on the card the first (and only) time he bought me flowers in our 18 months together. “Wasn’t this worth the wait???” Lol no

Get it together, @netflix #LoveIsBlindLiveReunion

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@itstannyyy Okay maybe this is what happened: Maybe he called her a slur during regular filming, and she meant that they’re going to air it at the reunion. Since I don’t remembering seeing it during the regular season, maybe they’re saving it to air tonight??

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Omg @ MTV making fun of Netflix’s Love Is Blind Live Reunion #waiting #impatiently

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@itstannyyy I mean, my guess is because the Live show isn’t working. They’re waiting for it to be a live stream, so they’re probably all on their phones messing around. They have to wait for the stream to start (is my best guess)

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@itstannyyy I’m not sure what you’re referring to. Feel free to link me or screenshot whatever it is you’re watching!

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@itstannyyy Or I can do it for ya! https://t.co/lgQTFvdgfe Hope that helps.

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@hi_pepper It’s funny because I saw a little teaser quote from Zach months ago where he said something like, “If you like drama, my season isn’t the one for you, there’s no drama.” I knew immediately it was BS, but don’t know if Zach knew it was BS 😂

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@hi_pepper I haven’t watched this season, first one in a long time I haven’t. I’m not a fan of Zach, so I was like “why” 😂 This tweet sort of cements things for me. I’ll stick with my decision unless you feel it’s worth a watch?

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@gwatsky Shoot 🥲 No stop in Pittsburgh. I was hoping the NYC or Columbus show would be on a weekend so I could make the trip for it, but taking two days off would be tough. I hope I figure something out fast 😂

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My house ✨ needs this ✨

[george watsky @gwatsky]

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[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

So there's a great Thai restaurant in my neighborhood called Kiin. Yesterday, I searched for their website to order some takeout. Here's the Google result.

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@snarky_nanny @thesassynanny Oh gosh. I mean, been there, but certainly not most of my drinking nights 😳😅