𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎

❝ 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑 𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑑𝑖𝑜𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡’𝑠 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡 . ❞

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

꒰ #MVRP ꒱
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𝐴𝑑𝑢𝑙𝑡 ℎ𝑢𝑚𝑜𝑟 , 𝑎𝑛𝑑 18+ 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑜𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑑. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑!

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

👀

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

| 🍾 | Wait — I actually really like that voiceclaim ,,

[𝘙𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 @ALLRlDER]

https://t.co/vvYYY403xJ

This is what he's gonna sound like--

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

| 🍾 | Oh my god , he’s gonna break my heart without even knowing it --

[𝘙𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 @ALLRlDER]

It's a sign of things to come

I'm making Rick hot as soon as Cyberpunk 2077 comes out--

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

| 🍾 | Why did a hot looking Rick follow me . stop playing with me , istg

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

M h m .

[𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡 @SidekickStammer]

She was in a band--?

[𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡 @SidekickStammer]

hate you

hate you both

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

( Band flashbacks for Rita hours — )

[𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡 @SidekickStammer]

👈 Is too shitty at literally anything to even dream about being in a band.

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

ME @ RICK

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

Sir/Madam

You are impersonating me and ruining my image and the image of my company.

I am sending a cease and desist letter. Comply or I will bring my lawyers in.

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

Sir/Madam

You are impersonating me and ruining my image and the image of my company.

I am sending a cease and desist letter. Comply or I will bring my lawyers in.

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

W H A T.

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

( She’d cross her arms and shrug . )

I dunno— maybe it’s because you literally can’t harm anything ,

so what’s the point—

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

H e y y .

( She’d rub the back of her neck— Jeez , he looks like he could barely defend himself . )

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

Y u p , 𝑢𝑟𝑝! 𝑹𝒊𝒕𝒂 .

That’s my nammme .

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

.

How the fuck am I the weird one .

[𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡 @SidekickStammer]

oh so female Rick is weird but i'm normal

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

. . Rita —

( Jesus , my heart ,, )

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

I—

Why does all of this shit unfold when I come back .

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

What the fuck .

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

| 🍾 | idc if this is uncanny , but I cannot make Rita be mean to him , that’s the tweet , that is all—

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

| 🍾 | Toxic Morty made me so emotional when he was first introduced , I-

[𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑎 @ritasplan]

( Trust me — she won’t be dealing with him . )