Rita Skeeter

63 is the new 23! | 'DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY: THE DARK SIDE OF THE DEMOB' will be available on eBlotts come 31st of July. | Harry Potter parody account

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'Change' is trending in the UK. You know what needs it? Granger's hair! I'm hilarious. Buy my new book.

[Rita Skeeter @ritatheskeeter]

@Evy_Lynch My pleasure, darling.

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#WeAllHaveThatFriend who thinks that Harry married Hermione. (We all know he didn't... or did he? Visit my official website for the deets!)

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The irony is: Brazil is playing the #QuidditchWorldCup final in Argentina. Argentina is playing the final of the Footy in Brazil @pottermore

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#ThingsTimHowardCouldSave -- anything/He never leaves a single ring/That's why the USA team sings/W̶e̶a̶s̶l̶e̶y̶ Howard is our King!