Joe Ritchie

Surfer, sailor, dreamweaver. Lover of wine and cats

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

@BBCBreaking This is not news...I will agree it's cute but it is not news why have I seen this post three times in under 12 hours?! And you wonder why no one wants to pay the licence fee??

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

@annalisakiwi Am i colour blind???

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@PenFarthing The point of this is what??? Unfollowed

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

Ive almost officially graduated from medical school Grey Sloan memorial!!

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

Should really have paid more attention when learning about excel spreadsheets

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

@rickygervais You made me cry

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

Am I being productive with my insomnia…no…I’m I binging the leftovers…yes 🤦‍♂️

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

Ahhh hello insomnia my old friend…not like I have a busy day ahead…typical

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

2 qualifications left and I’ll be off to Spain to work in the mega yachts…Next life goal.. chef on below deck med!!

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

@AyoCaesar What tweets did I post that offends you so....??? Ffs grow a pair yeah? Fuckng pansy

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

@piersmorgan and now you stood down from your role cos you can't take it...you literally are the absolute worst of all humanity

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

@piersmorgan just watched you walk off set like the absolute flake you are, happy to dish the insults out but can't take it.....hahahaha you are absolutely the worst of humanity

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

Do I really have to add a year to my age this birthday, I mean as covid ruined a year I think we should be able to pause regroup, what we all saying?

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

Whole country in snow and all I got is crippling depression...wait...rain....its definitely rain

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

Sitting here looking st memes laughing my ass off and I still can't figure out if its wasted time or time well wasted

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

I just need to be smashed like a stack of poppadoms

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@10DowningStreet I work in the hospitality industry and need to know how much to order over the Christmas period, whats the chances of a lockdown on devon in the next 10 days? Cheers

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

@Guy_Garvey I've paid to see you live, id pay to stream your music, I dont see the difference

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

@PhilippaSitters we don't seem to be friends on Facebook anymore?? Not seen you for the longest time! How are you? When you next back in Devon? Xx

[Joe Ritchie @ritchie_joey]

Dusting off twitter for the summer,
Expect beautiful views from the kitchen and the classroom