Ritchie Carr

I cant spell but so what. MP for JizzKIP. Staunch opposition to Middletons planned Shop Mobility Scooter Super Highway @carsonssessions , @carsonsbar

[mooms : expert @Danny_McMoomins]

Farage should say he used the 5 million to take the family to Center Parcs at half term 😂😂🤣🤣

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

[mooms : expert @Danny_McMoomins]

Why are people coming out or bat for MPs getting on the piss at work? They've got serious decisions to make. They're not exactly idle firemen sat about the station all day with little else to do.

[Kosher @koshercockney]

Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this every time they see a map of the Strait of Hormuz.

[Ritchie Carr @ritchiecarr]

@dannykhader @mamboitaliano__ 🤣

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

British singer Sheila Diamond’s rendition of “Free From Desire”, performed at the Eastward Club in Chorley (Lancashire), is taking the internet by storm

Pure boomer masterclass 😎

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

@0hour1 Everyone in the United States would be living in wigwams if it were not for the UK

[Brexit Bin 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇩🇪🕊🇺🇦 #BrexitHasFailed @BrexitBin]

This is the equivalent of Caligula making his horse a senator.

[Jennifer Arcuri @Jenniferarcuri]

Conspiracy theorists right now 🥂

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

I can do a flip. Not a big deal.

#INSTACARTPARTNERS

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Which Mexican country is your favourite?

[Ritchie Carr @ritchiecarr]

Im voting for you James for this reason #Traitors

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Ben Affleck says his Armageddon DVD commentary might be the best work of his career 😂

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

All AI should be made to say "Bidi bidi bidi" before giving any answer, to remind people it's a machine generated response.

[Ritchie Carr @ritchiecarr]

@Treanor08 @fesshole 😂

[cants @cantseyy]

Why does she look like something off the Bayeux Tapestry

[TopShagger @Plentyshit]

#RickyHatton 😆

[Ritchie Carr @ritchiecarr]

Say what you want about Canelo. One thing that isn t up for debate is his chin.
He got beat off bivol. But bivol would literally knock out any fucker other than fury usyk and parker.
Love Crawford but He Doesn't win rounds. He cant hurt him And he will get walked down .

[Ritchie Carr @ritchiecarr]

@Yeah_Bwrackie @CountMoriarty 😂