Ritch Duncan

Comedian, writer, hockey fan, dad. Weekend Update, Billy On The Street, Sesame Workshop, NPR, PRI. Co-author: @Werewolf_Guide Editor: DEATHBED

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Ruined dinner tonight. Turns out I’d accidentally bought a box of Hamburger Hinderer.”

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Nice chatting with Mike from @LettermanPod about https://t.co/odKE0Qf9S0

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My latest for Deathbed dropped this week, and it’s a fun one. Enjoy THE DAY GEORGE DANVERS BOUGHT THE FARM at https://t.co/odKE0Qf9S0:

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First https://t.co/odKE0Qf9S0 story of 2026. Check it out 90s gamer kidz!

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The last few days before New Years can be stressful so...

JUST RELAX

That’s the title of a new original horror short from Jeffrey Kaufman. Or is it just a weather balloon? Now stop squirming. You’re making it worse.

Experience Deathbed FREE at https://t.co/n4u6Kd6yhP

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Until next Monday.

Read “Just Relax” by Jeffrey Kaufman, on Monday Dec 29th. Get it first with a free subscription at https://t.co/n4u6Kd60sh

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Yes, https://t.co/odKE0Qf9S0 has had stories about dismemberment, murderous clowns, murdered clowns, elf cannibalism, ghosts, group sex, possessed feet and giant, potentially evil fruit, but there hasn’t been a single story about alien abduction.

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I wrote the latest on Deathbed, and yes, it’s a Christmas story.

Read “Nibbles” right now at https://t.co/odKE0QfHHy and subscribe free to get an original horror story by a comedy writer sent to your inbox every Monday. https://t.co/n4u6Kd6yhP

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You ready for work Monday?

SURVIVAL JOB by @BenZelevansky (Brooklyn 99, Parks and Recreation) is live now on https://t.co/odKE0Qf9S0

It’s a charming tale of a young artist struggling to succeed in late stage capitalism, and yes, there’s a Japanese pull saw involved.

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Coming Monday to https://t.co/odKE0Qf9S0:
SURVIVAL JOB, our first story from Emmy award winning writer and actor @BenZelevansky (Parks and Recreation, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.)

Subscribe free at https://t.co/n4u6Kd60sh and get it delivered to your inbox first thing Monday morning.

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Happy Holidays from Deathbed: Horror Stories By Comedy Writers!

Enjoy links to all nine of our previously published stories, and catch up on all things Deathbed in the first Deathbed Digest!
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Buckle up, clowns. It’s gonna be a gory night.

New from Gena Radcliffe, co-host of the Kill by Kill podcast:
THE TELLTALE HONK
Read and subscribe to Deathbed free here: https://t.co/0sLGJSdO2J

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Coming Monday from Gena Radcliffe, co-host of the Kill By Kill podcast, it’s the terrifying tale, THE TELLTALE HONK.

(Believe it or not, the scariest part isn’t the “having a clown as a roommate part.)
Read it first with a free subscription to Deathbed:
https://t.co/n4u6Kd60sh

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New story up now. I wrote this one. I’m proud of it. It’s scary. Read and subscribe to Deathbed here: https://t.co/6zSoX98cYO

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I wrote a new short story coming out next Monday.

It’s called THE TANTRUM.

It’s scary, and I think, pretty good.

Read it first by subscribing free at https://t.co/odKE0QfHHy

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New on DEATHBED: Horror Stories by Comedy Writers:

by @bobpowers1

https://t.co/l82xyTHnuX

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A Brand New Story available now, free, on Deathbed: Horror Stories by Comedy Writers

THE MONSTER HUNTER CHANGES HIS MIND

A sweeping tale of medieval beasts, mind-bending metaphor, and mountainous cleavage.

By Dan McCoy
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A new horror story by @straintest
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https://t.co/eZwouIqcvX

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NEW ON https://t.co/odKE0Qf9S0
Jesse’s late father has a message for him. It’s written on a small wooden box. And the box says:

PLEASE BURN

By Scott Jacobson (Bob’s Burgers, The Daily Show)

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