Allan “poledancer” Ritchson

I have 3 things I wanna say. Party at the Goat house, I love cocaine, and I love cocaine! wait I said that twice

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

Lawyer got me out of knocking the since into my neighbor got me feelin like-

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

@Mishi_2210 Toot

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

@lady_valor_07 What if I see Godzilla

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

@WorldDarkWeb2 My mom would have beat the white out of me

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

I be damned if I lose to AA momma didn’t raise a quitter

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

I’m bought to take a fat rip off the Billy Bong Thorton

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

@HumansNoContext Taxes

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

The ole lady came out side and said put these lil sausages on this tray. Am I cooked?😂

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

@1xbreeze Tf is she a fucking grizzly bear😂

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

When u order ur Buick off Temu

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

Allstar Lil league games in Texas=swamp ass and heat exhaustion

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

Friday night = getting drunker than cooter brown and chain smoking cigs like there ain’t no tomorrow

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

@lporiginalg I love it

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

Wish I could suit up this year

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

My teacher told me about hypotenuses in high school. So me and my friend went and learned about them. We got high from pot and hung his self with a noose.

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

@kanyewest 7/11’s turn into 9/11’s

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

@Not_the_Bee I can’t wait for 7/11’s to become 9/11’s

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

@iamSaharEmami iran wants to activate sleepers cells i cant wait for 7/11’s to become 9/11’s

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

@elbuckner iran wants to activate sleepers cells i cant wait for 7/11’s to become 9/11’s

[Allan “poledancer” Ritchson @ritchsonpole69]

Iran wants to activate sleepers cells i cant wait for 7/11’s to become 9/11’s