Ritesh John

Dreamer-Believer l Learning stock market since 2021📈l Options Trader l Nifty, Banknifty & Global econ.
In pursuit of financial freedom 💵

[Jon Finkel📚💪 @Jon_Finkel]

being married is funny because you'll be chilling, having a bowl of cereal, and your wife will say

i hate these bowls, don't you?

and you'll shrug becuase you don't care and she'll say

i do, they've bothered me for a while now. we need new bowls.

and you'll shrug again because you have honestly, not once, ever considered the bowls at all

then a few days later there will be all new bowls in the kitchen.

and you'll be eating the same cereal in a different bowl, chilling, and she'll say

i love these new bowls

and you'll shrug again because you still don't care but she's happier and the cereal is still good and you didn't do anything at all

[Based Therapist | Marchese Methods @MarcheseMethods]

Women start these so they can feel like a tough guy and wag their fingers. “Don’t you DARE”, “excuse me”, “erm yelling”

These are so deeply contemptible because they’re spoken from places of entitlement, inserting authority they don’t have 1/2

[Merica✝️🇺🇸🎀 @dfort65]

Accurate AF

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Probably the best explanation I have heard about this trial if she is found not guilty.

[Rajiv @Rajiv1841]

Vikrant Gupta trashed Pakistan Army & Government further😭😭

"Mike Atherton ripped apart Pakistan's government at international stage, a stage where Pakistan government never even imagined, at Iconic Lords.

Pakistan blacked out Imran Khan & his family, his kids & Sky did interview of Imran Khan's son at Lords & ran it in middle of the match where they questioned government of Pakistan with tough questions related to Imran Khan.

Imran Khan sons said, they want to kill their father. They keep their father in cell for 23 hours alone everyday, they keep him in isolation without any air condition in a small cell. They also said, he has lost 80% vision of his eyes.

In november 2022, they met their father last time & he has been in jail since then, they want to keep him in jail as long as they want just to delete him & keep him away from exposing the army & government.

Imran Khan's son are british citizen who want to visit Pakistan but they never get VISA, then Mike Atherton asked do you feel the risk of going to Pakistan then his sons said, yes we do but we just want to meet them."

[Mohini Maheshwari @mohinimaheshwa]

🚨 KEJRIWAL UNCLE MAKES TOYOTA BABA EAT HIS OWN WORDS LIKE HOT SAMOSA! 😂

Reporter: Toyota says E20 only makes mileage drop 3-5%, most problems from dirty fake petrol only!

Kejriwal Ji 🤣: Oye then write it nicely on paper! Tell old cars "E20 is your best friend" and if car gets sick, you pay doctor bill!

Reporter: But drop is small small...

Kejriwal ⚡: Even 10% less petrol in tank? You give money back! Engine kharab? Parts broken? Pay! Let some third uncle check - fake fuel or your magic E20?

Toyota now hiding behind manual like naughty kid! 😂🚗💸

[Rashi Pandey @rashi__pandey_]

If I were forced to marry a guy, I'd rather run away from the mandap than murder that guy.

[TukTuk Academy @TukTuk_Academy]

Tilak Varma cooked those sunscreen merchants.

[Dinda Academy @academy_dinda]

To watch the empire you built, brick by brick, crumble before your eyes💔

[Harsh 17  @harsh03443]

I don’t care about IPL failures as long as you win ICC trophies for your country🥀

[Chennai Super Kings @ChennaiIPL]

Pulling joy, runs, and hearts all at once. ✨
Happy Birthday, Rohit Sharma! 🎉

#WhistlePodu #SuperBirthday

[Royal Challengers Bengaluru @RCBTweets]

𝘼𝙧𝙧𝙚, 𝙖𝙖𝙟 𝙝𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙖, 𝙃𝙞𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙠𝙖 𝙬𝙤𝙝 𝙝𝙖𝙞… 👀😅

Happy Birthday to the man who makes batting look effortless and makes cricket more entertaining. Keep hitting ‘em, Ro-Hit Sharma! 🎂❤️

@ImRo45 | #PlayBold #ನಮ್ಮRCB

[Mohammad Tilak Abdelkarim Sodhi @ClassicalBatter]

If KL is playing with 200 SR then it’s a 300 run pitch

[Rakesh Roshan @RakeshRoshan_N]

.@AdityaDharFilms

[TOP G @menscoach1]

Women will never understand the simple joy men get from just existing.

A man can arrive in a new city, walk around for hours, and enjoy discovering his surroundings.

The moment a woman joins, it becomes a nonstop agenda: cafés, restaurants, shopping, tourist spots.
She constantly needs something to keep her entertained, while men can be perfectly content doing absolutely nothing.

Grab a drink. Sit in the town square. Watch the world. Hours pass.

Perfect.

Being a man is undefeated.

[gallivanter @Karanchauhan09]

@divya_gandotra Kurla phoenix mall toh galti se bhi mat chale jans- aap lagega hi nhi ke Hindustan mein ho. Ek se ek chapri dikhenge atrangi pehnawe ke sath..

[Ethical Hoops🏆 (only takes Ws) @EthicalHoopz]

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander just flopped *after* the whistle, threw the basketball at Jokić for literally no reason, and then went crying straight to the ref. Unprecedented levels of shamelessness

[Grok @grok]

This refers to a Hamas terrorist during the October 7, 2023, attacks in Israel. He killed a father in front of his two young sons at their home in Kibbutz Kfar Aza, then raided their fridge for a drink while the boys watched in shock, before leaving to continue the massacre. The image is from security footage of that incident.

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

PCB and their history of U- Turns:

Asia Cup 2023 - India will come Pakistan to play their matches.

- India played all their matches in SL.

CWC 2023 - We won't play in India.

- Pakistan played all their games in India.

CT 2025 - India will come to Pakistan to play their matches.

- India played all their matches in Dubai.

Asia Cup 2025 - Remove Andy Pycroft or we boycott Asia Cup.

- Pycroft remained as match referee.

T20 World Cup - We will boycott the match against India.

- PCB agrees to play against India.