Murph🍥

known causer of problems ✌ • 🚫🚫🚫 • she/her 😴

[Murph🍥 @ritsurzz]

(jpegmafia voice) u think u know me

[jacob W Fowler :) ‽ @JacobWFowler]

if you think high gas prices are bad, you should also know that theyre murding countless people

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

they need to invent a New ritalin that makes you immune to instagram reels

[Murph🍥 @ritsurzz]

@cambot4eva tesla lovers be like

[Murph🍥 @ritsurzz]

man if y'all don't get your asses on bluesky my feed there is sooo lacking but it's still the fuck better than this mess 💀💀💀 c'mon now it takes a village

[Murph🍥 @ritsurzz]

@Nuraar 💪

[Murph🍥 @ritsurzz]

bro fuck @Twitch there goes tolerating my work week

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

I remember when YOLO was a thing. Lol

[mackenzie✨️ @meatsweatmcgee]

trans person: im trans

society: ok

guy wearing basketball shorts in the winter: you know im actually not even cold right now lol

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

The dmv be like you forgot the Magna Carta

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

dying in a winter storm could fix me

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

does anyone else doesn't feel good

[Murph🍥 @ritsurzz]

@keywordnovelist cold

[Murph🍥 @ritsurzz]

@Everyone_on_X @Channel5iveNews lmfao god forbid a she be a her amirite 😂

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Whenever I go out strangers will pull me aside and say "hey man it's really nice to see you out here, you're doing great" and then they start touching on me

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

i hate when the situationship asks “what are we?” bro we are charlie kirk

[Murph🍥 @ritsurzz]

@NikoWrex choke harder on that boot

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

nothing more insane than seeing american right wingers on this website demand the government kill ice protestors only to turn around & say free iran. bitch you don’t even want to free america, fuck you mean free iran!? you’re demanding the american regime kill your countrymen rn!

[Murph🍥 @ritsurzz]

honestly not to gender myself at my big age but maybe girls Do ascribe too much meaning to fleeting interaction

[Murph🍥 @ritsurzz]

@gardenofnoodles tumblr dot com sis

[Murph🍥 @ritsurzz]

bro i avoid twitter like 99% of the time but every time i log on it's somehow become even more of a hog-ridden cesspool 😷🙃 like what are we doin team