Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー

The choices we make don't define who we are, they define the world's perception of us, and that can be changed; old sins cast long shadows. I love @PeskyLeaf.

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

//Perhaps when your garbage piece of fucking shit app doesn’t allow me to edit my fucking comments, that’s when you need to HIRE PEOPLE WITH BRAINS WHO CAN FIX YOUR FUCKING APP INSTEAD OF SOME FAT WOMAN WITH A RING IN HER NOSE AND LIKE GREEN HAIR! @TeamYouTube

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

//Anyone who thinks that @bestbuy is a good company belongs in a morgue.

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

Even in my universe, @twitter sucks.

But the bird is a fletchling or something because everyone thinks they’re being creative by slapping a Pokémon name on something when it’s just annoying and weird.

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

What the pokéballs, man?

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

//@BestBuy @BestBuySupport @bitdefender Go out of business.

There, Twitter, I reworded it you dumb cunts.

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

//So @NintendoAmerica, is there going to be a tomodachi life game on the Switch or is that a project for the “Later” bin? The Switch doesn’t have a camera so that might be hard. Mobile companion app? You’re welcome. Or Japan is. They make the games. Mostly.

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

@herecomesbeef //And the Switch because Skyrim on the Switch is amazing. It separates your saves by character. I love it. All hail the virtual boy I mean Switch!

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

@herecomesbeef //Twitter recommended this tweet and it’s not because of art. I imagine it’s the profile pictures. I don’t draw. So not visual art. I write. And I mean I put my characters in RPGs so that’s visually expressing my art, just with the help of Bethesda and mods.

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

//Sorry for cluttering up the timeline.

Here’s some cheese fries from @Wendys.

And obviously Wendy’s has no affiliation with Pokémon nor do I bla bla bla I probably don’t have to say this.

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

@Carbink //So it’s sad that I still use this account, isn’t it? And the other ones.

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

@AgThief //Hey, so you're one of the old gang that's still around, did everyone leave cause they got out of high school or whatever? And didn't Manga group have a Green Oak and a Blue as the girl because of the Japanese names. I think that's why I kept my game version as Blue.

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

@LetsJoinJess @SmoshIan @OJessicaNigri //You’re spamming a Pokémon account that I’m using while I’m suspended for no reason because Twitter sucks.

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

@LetsJoinJess //I’m not reading any of this.

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

@LetsJoinJess @SmoshIan @OJessicaNigri //You’re insane.

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

@Bulbapedia //And now for out of character:

You guys feel old? I remember seeing the commercial for Emerald on TV. I mean I also played my brothers’ copies of RBY. One from each. And the guy that gave me Yellow is an electrician now 😂😂😂

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

@Bulbapedia You all feel old, imagine how I feel? My name is not shit head or ass clown, by the way It’s Shigeru Oak ((Okido just means Oak, doesn’t it?)).

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

//Why am I able to use this account if my main account has a phone number attached? Is it because my main has an email or is it because you suspended me? @TwitterSupport

Should’ve let me slam my badge and gun down on a table. First I’d need those things. I have NERF guns!

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

@OJessicaNigri //OH NO SOMEONE WENT TO SOMEONE’S FUCKING HOUSE! THAT’S WORSE THAN MURDER, RAPE, 9/11, AND THE HOLOCAUST.

STOP WHINING!

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

@LetsJoinJess @SmoshIan @OJessicaNigri //Why are you acting like it’s some horrific fucking action?

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

@OJessicaNigri //Never okay? Are you fucking kidding me? It’s not murder.

[Blue Oak オーキド・ブルー @RivalOfTch]

@Hardened_Looker @PetiteSleuth But you’re French, no?