i actually sat there and realized im completely fucked if memecoins ever die
i genuinely dont know how to do anything else anymore lol
threw $10k into $GO yesterday
today that stupid fucking coin made me $200k profit
no normal job is ever paying me that much for clicking buy and going to sleep
if memes die im cooked...
but by then ill be rich enough to not give a fuck
The market is crashing hard, so what?
+$1M on $USELESS.
I bought this token a couple months ago expecting a massive return, and it finally happened.
Shoutout to @theunipcs for bringing it back.
$177k profit on $Agrippa after zuck followed the token’s account on X...
im making six figures off a fucking follow now lol
not even gonna pretend to be humble about this one...
You don’t need to buy the whole building.
Hold $DEED for a share of the apartment vault.
Rent after costs stays in the vault each month.
Our property map tracker is now live.
Explore the portfolio: https://t.co/z7TyI3vPII
The door is open.
The $DEED vault is live on Robinhood Chain.
CA: 0x5e55f18453545d0d4314c5106a2d8db934298e95
Hold a share of the apartment portfolio without the landlord work. Rent after costs stays in the vault each month.
On the 1st, we publish The Roll, apartment by apartment. You’ll see what was owed and what actually arrived. Late rent and vacant units stay on the record.
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$20k in, $280k profit out... not a bad little trade lol
im really fucking good at this, but im still sitting here thinking i shouldve made more
dont get me wrong, its a nice trade. i just spend that in a weekend lol
i'm not usually someone who holds a token for very long, but i saw something different in $DELTA.
i'm currently a top holder, holding an $800k bag.
i have no plans to sell anytime soon. i'm confident this is going much, much higher.
if it goes to zero, i honestly don't care. i have more than enough money.
but if it breaks $100m, i'll be even richer.
this is just the beginning of something much bigger.
begged you to buy $AI - it went 457 millions
begged you to buy $ZCAT - it went 183 millions
begged you to buy $PONS - it went 900 millions
begged you to buy $PAID - it went 36 millions
begged you to buy $CATE too, same fucking story...
if youre still fading me after all this, thats honestly your problem lol 💜
making money in this market has become so easy that it almost feels boring.
over $1.3M made on $STONK.
the thesis was right from the beginning, anyone with enough experience could've seen the potential.
i don't waste my time, i just chase the thrill of money, not bitches.
$JEANPHIL made life feel like GTA.
over $89k in profit overnight.
i expected all of crypto to rally behind this and send it to the millions, but I never imagined it would happen this fast.
experience teaches you which narratives are worth betting on, and once you flip the degen switch, there's no turning back.
only crypto can do this
i gave you $JEANPHIL at $290K, it went to 8.8 millions
i gave you $PAID AT $120K, it went to 38 millions
i gave you $STONK at $300k, it went to 300 millions
i gave you $CATE at $750k, it went to 110 millions
and you still don’t have notis on 😜
stay poor
made around $90k on $jeanphil.
$43 -> $111k (255k%)
all you had to do was listen to the first callout.
i begged you to buy $paid. it did 864x.
i begged you to buy $JEANPHIL. it did 521x.
i begged you to buy $cate. it did 693x.
i begged you to buy $stonk. it did 447x.
and you still don't follow me?
i can't do anything for you at this point, fuck off.
if you bought $1k of $JEANPHIL yesterday, it would be worth more than $120k today.
and that's exactly what happened to me.
i invested in $JEANPHIL expecting a good return, but i was completely stunned when i saw my position was worth over 100x more.
a lot of people will call it luck. i call it experience.
solana degens never stop impressing me, lol.
a fucking cat just made me 4,800 SOL
around $500k profit on $CATE
i keep looking at the number because this shit barely feels real lol
didnt even need to babysit every candle, just got in and let the bag do its thing
now im sitting here up half a milly on a cat coin!
crypto is so fucking stupid...
i love it
been saying it for weeks, trenches are on easy mode rn
bought $PRISM expecting a quick flip. didnt happen
checked the bag a few days later and somehow it had printed six figures lol
couldve taken it there, but i knew id be sick watching the chart rip without me...
so i held
now im walking away with another $240K
thank god im still really fucking good at this 💜
i still remember calling $hype at $5 and having people call me crazy.
now i gotta ask, who was actually crazy?
hyperliquid broke every standard, exceeded expectations, and is now above $92 with plenty more room to run.
this has been absolutely insane.
from the start, i saw a token and a project with the potential to even surpass $bnb. honestly, i still think the same.
now i have over $5m in my portfolio thanks to $hype, while the same people who called me crazy are wondering if now is finally the time to buy.
crazy how that works.
More than 7500 $SOL on $CATE.
I'm a fucking legend like Tony Montana.
I've become a legend at trading. I unlocked the third eye for this shit.
Feels like I activated GTA cheats in real life. Literally just sitting at my computer and printing money.
You don't need to work harder to do it like I do, just work smarter.
GG.