River

[River @riverbojang]

Drink water and mind your business

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Minister for Serving Cunt arrives at Downing Street.

[uk politics reaction video @ukpolreact]

ann widdecombe rollercoaster ghost train

[River @riverbojang]

@Frobishers Hi Team, i hate your new branding! Looks really tacky and cheap. Shame!

[Kevin @caoimhinof]

Prince Andrew finally getting his own back on the UK population. Everyone sweating like a pig this morning, while he sits bone dry.

[tombricks 🇵🇸 #HEMLR @tombruhcks]

He's going to appoint him as Crown Steward and Bailiff of the Chiltern Hundreds.

[River @riverbojang]

Cake sheds are for simpletons

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

having a signature piece of jewelry you always wear is very important. i can't explain it.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

A great scheme for young British people who want to explore Europe this summer at no cost.

Just kidding, Brexit took that away from you.

[ྀི @hrtindica]

from seeing his balls to getting no calls

[Matthew Todd 🌏🔥 @MrMatthewTodd]

Can’t help but feel some respect for Starmer not letting the Daily Mail force him out.

[Jack @bosdovja92]

Good afternoon and welcome to Tuesday’s #LooseWomen. Now, you may have heard that president Donald Trump is controversially planning on taking over Greenland. And it got us thinking, didn’t it ladies, how do you deal with colleagues who try to overstep into your personal space?

[LBC @LBC]

'They're saying that as someone who's never feared for their safety because of their race.'

@TrevorPTweets says his 'heart leapt' when Shabana Mahmood put down the 'sanctimonious' Green MP Carla Denyer.

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Shabana Mahmood shuts down a Lib Dem MP who accuses her of using divisive rhetoric on asylum reforms:

"I wish I had the privilege of walking around this country and not seeing the division migration is causing. Unlike him, I am the one that is called a fucking Paki."

[Rameses Niblick III @TheLittleWaster]

Reform voters gather to be told what to hate today.

[Emma 💛💙🇩🇰🇬🇧🇪🇺 @MonkEmma]

If you only consider one of these to be English then yes you’re racist.

Both men have the same proportion of white English heritage (one parent) and the same proportion of foreignness (one parent)

So don’t pretend it’s about ancestry.

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

As per his wishes Charlie Kirk’s emergency blood transfusion has been sent to Israel

[BON @Gresham2x]

Nigga got walked down by Larry David

[Aunt Babe @babesmithh]

I’m shaking

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

Why you cry?
Because of Lady Di.
What happened?
Lady die.
Oh no, I am sad.
My dripping eyes.
Lady Di
Lady die.