Artemis RiverBorn

So my name is obviously fake, which is the point. Twitter shall be my place to say whatever!

[Artemis RiverBorn @RiverBornA]

My aunts student told her "my personal bubble has been extended today" and I honestly feel that on a spiritual level

[Artemis RiverBorn @RiverBornA]

@ArielAvidar @AvivaKlompas Have u read any of Tanach? This is exactly our way

[Artemis RiverBorn @RiverBornA]

@STP_Podcast I literally reactivated my account just to say I love ur podcast and the fact that Janet knows what doctor who is but not what a president is

[Artemis RiverBorn @RiverBornA]

@replyall
Ed is a douchebag, he is a narcissist paranoid douchebag.
He is the big guy screwing the little guy, he is the freaking worst

[lauren @laurenntyler]

Parties don’t even look fun anymore. Just dirty.

[Indy @IndecisiveJones]

Apparently China and the FBI is watching me now, so I guess I’ll be undressing a lot more sensually from here on out

[linc @lincandescent]

doctors will just be like “here, take this” without letting you know what the drug actually is, meanwhile weed dealers will tell you about all the different strains and the friends they made along the way

[Marcy G @BunAndLeggings]

cashier: how old are your kids?

me: two, four, six, eight

cashier: *laughing* who do we appreciate

me: alcohol! *points to cart*

cashier: but damn...

me: yeah

[Just J @junejuly12]

(10:00 am)
*adjusts lawn chair, sits down, opens highly anticipated new book, settles in comfortably for a long read*

(10:02 am)
*already chasing after a pretty butterfly*

[Artemis RiverBorn @RiverBornA]

@difficultpatty @SnarkyMommy78

[Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78]

*watering house plants*

4: why do they look like that?

Me: um, because I keep forgetting to water them

4: you need to water them more!

Me: I know, I know...

4: they want to go back to normal

Me: don’t we all

4: what?

Me: what?

[Jonas Jödicke @JoJoesArt]

Hey Shaw Academy,

how about asking my sister Pixie Cold for permission and paying her for using her artwork in your advertising?

If you want to help people further their graphic design career, maybe start with teaching them about intellectual property rights?

[Artemis RiverBorn @RiverBornA]

@NewDadNotes @FrostfireKannik Ya but most of those videos are out of context.and yes I said most bc I know there are asshole cops that are a disgrace and beat people for no reason. And yes I do think you should respect the rest of them

[Artemis RiverBorn @RiverBornA]

@FrostfireKannik @NewDadNotes To dad notes who says to be treated like a good police officer you just need to be a good police officer

[Artemis RiverBorn @RiverBornA]

My brother in-law was a cop in NY and he has so many friends that are being attacked and injured at these riots.
I support BLM and I have gone to protests, because I believe Every man was created equal.
I also believe that attacking police officers for being police is wrong

[Artemis RiverBorn @RiverBornA]

@NewDadNotes That is so fucking stupid. There is a difference between being killed while in line of duty and being killed bc your a cop. That is so fucking wrong

[Artemis RiverBorn @RiverBornA]

@TheLittleVoice6 Don't hate me but they don't look like they're beating him. He's trying to buck them off...

[Drew (some assembly required) @dmc1138]

Remember hugs?