Let’s acknowledge Humpty Dumpty’s agency in falling off that wall, like, he should’ve known his limitations, he’s a sentient egg. It shouldn’t have been the state’s responsibility to put him back together again. smfh.
It’s been a long time coming. I’ve worked since I was in diapers, studied hard, went to university, and I may have almost broken a couple times but I finally did it. I am: choice male hottie.
*at the airport on a hot day*: I just want to go home and wash my face... I just want to go home and wash my face... I just want to go home and wash my face....
Snoring used to really annoy me.
But now I look at it as this subtle reminder that someone you love is sleeping next to you.
Unless it’s someone who snores like my dad, where you can hear them from down the hall with the door shut. That shit is otherworldly.