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@idiot60979975 @Ravenismeee if by "feel like shit every day for a couple hours" you mean "get sleepy in the evening and wake up feeling rested in the morning," then yeah.

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@ThatNotSoBasicB lol same! 😭 I'm feverishly trying to decide which perfumes in my massive collection to save... but hey, if it hits norman, my whole block is going to smell delicious.

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@Profgampo just appeared unexpectedly in the movie I'm watching, just out there killin it on the screen. That man is good at everything fr. #TwistedMovie

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@Matt_Pinner 20 for me... might die soon.

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@ThrillaRilla369 We can just go ahead and shorten this to "should the husband be helping with the house chores?" and the answer will still be yes 💁‍♀️

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@itsrosesm Absolutely.

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@gothburz @michaelrwolfe Most insightful thing you've said.

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@gothburz @MarkMeckler This fuckin' guy: "I built the culture."
Same fuckin' guy: "Different cultures I suppose."

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@GileadRespecter @technopopulist probably because it's good, and people continue to buy it.

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@ScrapperRural @House_of_Ash @technopopulist

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@RealDannySwifty @gurbanguly123 @technopopulist I'm sad that you probably mean guerrilla warfare because a guy out there for two decades fighting off gorillas by himself is inspirational af.

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@nh531g @technopopulist came here to say this. it's so gross to call a book "slop" (or assume it's ghostwritten) based on its author.

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@m35645243388214 @OHPAlerts tf is wrong with you

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@OMW2theForum @JoshuaSchriver You could've saved yourself a lot of writing if you didn't make so many assumptions. Church of Satan fails the first criterion you mentioned by being atheistic.

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@AsAboveSo_Below @MTatianaBelen @missionarylani @AlexanderDapo I can't imagine anyone is too concerned with the opinion of someone that uses the phrase "big fat nothingburger of SHIT your [sic] peddling" with any degree of seriousness

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@MissBallbust @crosssports @RoxannRider @denisedwheeler lol refusal to acknowledge proof the burdened already presented has nothing to do with inability to prove a negative. this is like you paying for soda but the cashier won't even look at your money, & instead says "burden of payment is on you. plus my wallet is in the car anyway"

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"I hope Americans will understand why a father and a President would come to this decision,"

Well, @JoeBiden, I can certainly understand why a father would.

Good thing you get that—what's it called? Fatherly pardon?

Wait, that's not it...

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Can't believe Trump's cabinet picks now include Lyle Menendez.

(This isn't true, but isn't it crazy how plausible it sounds?)

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@Jinminkookss @dascleathe70851 @NEWS9 being a Christian Nationalist*

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@ysmammri saw this ad in the comments... 🤔 like yeah ok that tracks carry on