Klamath River Lamprey

Only dead fish go with the flow #SlimeSzn 💯👌🏽

[Luke Ovgard @LukeOvgard]

*at the Reser Stadium ticket booth*

*hands over ID*

“You’re the fishing writer, aren’t you! I read your column!”

I’ve never felt so validated in my life.

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

this is the day we made the old town road remix

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

I said if you ain’t got no giddy up then giddy out my way

[Klamath River Lamprey @RiverKlamath]

@madsbgrant b��

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

How Hoopers call you sorry in basketball without calling you sorry 😂😭🏀

[Kyle @kkunta__]

"my mom likes you" is an ELITE compliment

[javeigh @javeigh]

spongebobs mom when she was pregnant with spongebob

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[Timmy Hernandez @TimboSlice003]

It was an honor to put on a Beaver uniform the last 3 years. I'll miss competing every Saturday with all my teammates in front of Beaver Nation. #GoBeavs (Full Video Below)

[king øf nøthing @SuperDuperCam7]

Like for “no” 🙅🏻‍♂️. Rt for “yes” 🙋🏼‍♂️. 🛁 !showering with socks on! 💦🛁. 🤔🤔Trying to prove a point 🤔🤔

[Luke Ovgard @LukeOvgard]

You can Mute people on Insta now 🤔

[Klamath River Lamprey @RiverKlamath]

Snakes in the grass and eels in the water smh where the real ones at?

[Klamath River Lamprey @RiverKlamath]

This ugly ass snaggle toothed lamprey really had the audacity to ask for my number at the pool party last night......

I gave her @LukeOvgard’s number instead. 🤣👌🏽🤫

[Klamath River Lamprey @RiverKlamath]

Slime Language by Young Thug is about to be my mf soundtrack 💯

[king øf nøthing @SuperDuperCam7]

New brother bear sequel looks dope. https://t.co/IGj28UJnAx

[Klamath River Lamprey @RiverKlamath]

@CurtisxAnderson @JakeOvgard Dam :/

[Klamath River Lamprey @RiverKlamath]

@kennedymaesmith At least I’m not actually a snake though (like you).

BOOM. Roasted.

[Brown Hoplo @BHoplo]

You got a better chance of catching a megladon then one of my goons b.. real G’s move in silence like lasagna we ain’t worried chump ✊🏾 https://t.co/YEaOLlj9Pp

[Klamath River Lamprey @RiverKlamath]

This is me.. JUST me—no makeup, no filter.

I have always been insecure; my mouth is too big, my skin is slimy & my tail is not phat. The kids used to call me “vacuum face”, “scum sucker” & “long neck”.

But today I embrace my body, bc true beauty is in the imperfections 👏🏽😇

[Klamath River Lamprey @RiverKlamath]

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏