River Song (Parody )

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[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

River Melody Song
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[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

I can't help but look at you with pure love in my eyes .

[Eleven . @madmaninnabox]

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[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

#mcm @madmaninnabox 💙💙

[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

@Blackwoodswife I just gave her a bit of a scare. Nothing that a sweet tea won't sort out . Would you like a tea also ? "

River asks warmly as she goes in search for the cups .

[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

@Blackwoodswife River helped Zelda home , she could tell that she was still shook up , well it isn't everyday that your friend comes back from the dead .

As they enter the mortuary and go through to the kitchen , River smiles at Hilda .

" Everything is perfectly fine .
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[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

You are too cute at times

[Eleven . @madmaninnabox]

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[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

@CalvinS_RP the cage behind them .

" Well done sweetie . Now what do you shall ,we do ? "

[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

@CalvinS_RP " Fruit ? Why yes ,sweetie . "

River was busy trying to stung as many of my monkeys that she could . She looked over at Calvin , seeing him using fruit as bait .

" Have you brought a fruit bowl with you ? "

As all of the monkeys got in the cage , River goes to lock
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[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

@Blackwoodswife River looked around the chilling graveyard as she hugged her friend .

" Let me take you home and I will make us both that tea with biscuits if you like ? "

She smiles at Zelda as they start to move away from the grave .

[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

@Blackwoodswife River dusted herself off as she got out of the grave , brushing off all the mud . She shakes her head as she looks over at her friend before they hug .

" Zelda , what is going on ? I was in a grave . I didn't die did I . "
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[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

@gladall0ver River deepens the kiss ,running her fingers through her wife's hair .

[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

@CalvinS_RP empty cage . We can put all the monkeys in there . Now stop talking and start luring.

[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

@CalvinS_RP " That is a good question sweetie , there must be an empty cage in this zoo that we can lure them to . "

River was busy firing at the monkeys , some of them even changed into small monkeys as she fired at them .

" Nothing is ever impossible. Look to the right of you ,
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[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

@Blackwoodswife reaches the surface . She fluffs her hair at her as she smiles at Zelda .

" Well that was some adventure. How are you sweetie? Did someone mention tea ? "

[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

@Blackwoodswife River Song had died , she had died in a terrible accident but River had been given one last regeneration left to play with .

River woke up in her own coffin and used her sonic lipstick to blast her way out of the coffin . She starts digging her way up till finally she
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[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

@CalvinS_RP " Don't just stand there sweetie , get the net from mommy's bag and see if you can't help me catch a few . "

[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

@CalvinS_RP " Right we really need to catch these monkeys now . I might have something on me that might do just the trick . "

River looked through her bag till she went and took out a stung gun. She goes to fire it at one of the gorillas.
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[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

@Angel_KosHannes " If we don't fight then you are as good as dead . Cause they mean business and this is no time to be scared . Now if we put them in a trap it will work , get them all to look at each other . "

River was determined to not lose this fight , he may have given up but she hadn't.

[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

@Angel_KosHannes " Don't let them know that you are scared ,not for one second . They need your fear , they feed off it . Now this is something that we have to keep under control. You understand that don't you ? "

River rubbed the angel's shoulder more trying to soothe her .

[River Song (Parody ) @rivermsong]

Yes and we have written the book on it .

[Eleven . @madmaninnabox]

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