alex. 🎤

replicate this moment from a million miles away. my escape, @doeichor. 🔞

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀don't u know
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀i love u?
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 💜
alex cryer,
singer/songwriter

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

it's a doggy dog world out there

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

( 💧 ) i guess i gotta go get some more.

[‎‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‿𓏶་། ‍‍ ‍‍ ﹡ ᥱ ݂𝕒̳𝘵‎‍ ‍‍𝙼E⃣ ﹗ ‍‍ @doeichor]

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i ate them all,⠀ ⠀ ⠀ dummy!!⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 💢

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

did you run out??
there should always be some.

[‎‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‿𓏶་། ‍‍ ‍‍ ﹡ ᥱ ݂𝕒̳𝘵‎‍ ‍‍𝙼E⃣ ﹗ ‍‍ @doeichor]

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where are my sweets…⠀ ⠀ ⠀ @riverofrecords

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

they're too adorable. he can't even get mad. stuck to the floor, though. he can't really budge.

"and how long are you gonna do that?"

[‎‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‿𓏶་། ‍‍ ‍‍ ﹡ ᥱ ݂𝕒̳𝘵‎‍ ‍‍𝙼E⃣ ﹗ ‍‍ @doeichor]

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‘only while i revel in my victory!’⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ they chime,⠀ ⠀ ⠀ opting to sit up——right.⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ he’s a good throne.⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ﹡✨

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

"mmh - i guess so."

a small groan, chuckling a little bit.

"so am i gonna be stuck like this now?"

[‎‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‿𓏶་། ‍‍ ‍‍ ﹡ ᥱ ݂𝕒̳𝘵‎‍ ‍‍𝙼E⃣ ﹗ ‍‍ @doeichor]

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‘well,⠀ ⠀ ⠀ you didn’t see me before i pounced, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ so i win!’⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ (what a fickle argument.)⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ leaning down to lick fondly at his face.

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

back cracking a couple times. turning his head to the side to try and get a look at them.

"won what?"

[‎‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‿𓏶་། ‍‍ ‍‍ ﹡ ᥱ ݂𝕒̳𝘵‎‍ ‍‍𝙼E⃣ ﹗ ‍‍ @doeichor]

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sweet victory.⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ noisy laughter,⠀ ⠀ ⠀ sitting up——right on his back.⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ‘i win!’

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

"oof -"

down he goes, with them right attached to him again. small chuckle.

[‎‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‿𓏶་། ‍‍ ‍‍ ﹡ ᥱ ݂𝕒̳𝘵‎‍ ‍‍𝙼E⃣ ﹗ ‍‍ @doeichor]

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(*𝗽𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗲!)⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ burying their face against his back and gripping him close!

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

quite clueless, for once.

[‎‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‿𓏶་། ‍‍ ‍‍ ﹡ ᥱ ݂𝕒̳𝘵‎‍ ‍‍𝙼E⃣ ﹗ ‍‍ @doeichor]

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preparing to pounce…

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

peeks

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

@doeichor ♡

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

/ it always shocks me when someone follows this account because it usually only exists to one person

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

heheh. well, we can try and make that happen.

kinda surprised i haven't knocked you up yet. . i never use condoms.

[‎‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‿𓏶་། ‍‍ ‍‍ ﹡ ᥱ ݂𝕒̳𝘵‎‍ ‍‍𝙼E⃣ ﹗ ‍‍ @doeichor]

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uh—huh!⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ (tail wagging.⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ they’re getting over—excited again.)⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ i want a li'l princess!

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

[ oh well. nothing a shower can't fix. that they'll probably follow him into. ]

yep. a few kids to be heirs. .

[‎‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‿𓏶་། ‍‍ ‍‍ ﹡ ᥱ ݂𝕒̳𝘵‎‍ ‍‍𝙼E⃣ ﹗ ‍‍ @doeichor]

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(at the cost of slathering him in saliva.⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ it’s a little sticky.)⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ mm—hm!⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ and we’re gonna have kids,⠀ ⠀ ⠀ too!

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

mm, i will. that's why i married you, to keep you forever.

[ nodding. they're like an affectionate dog. . he likes it. ]

[‎‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‿𓏶་། ‍‍ ‍‍ ﹡ ᥱ ݂𝕒̳𝘵‎‍ ‍‍𝙼E⃣ ﹗ ‍‍ @doeichor]

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(enthused purring,⠀ ⠀ ⠀ tongue dragging a line of saliva over his ear—lobe.)⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ that means you gotta keep me forever!

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

i know it.

[ squeezing their cheeks together. small chuckle. ]

[‎‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‿𓏶་། ‍‍ ‍‍ ﹡ ᥱ ݂𝕒̳𝘵‎‍ ‍‍𝙼E⃣ ﹗ ‍‍ @doeichor]

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y'think so?⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ (giggling,⠀ ⠀ ⠀ scooting closer over his lap to lick at his face.)

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

mmhm. because you're too good to let go of.

[‎‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‿𓏶་། ‍‍ ‍‍ ﹡ ᥱ ݂𝕒̳𝘵‎‍ ‍‍𝙼E⃣ ﹗ ‍‍ @doeichor]

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uwa…⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ you’re so clingy,⠀ ⠀ ⠀ lexy.⠀ ♪⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ (ironic.)

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

every day. can't get enough of my pretty princess.

[‎‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‿𓏶་། ‍‍ ‍‍ ﹡ ᥱ ݂𝕒̳𝘵‎‍ ‍‍𝙼E⃣ ﹗ ‍‍ @doeichor]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ◌ ﹡ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ @riverofrecords. 𑁤

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

@doeichor "it's definitely possible. because i love you that much!"

[alex. 🎤 @riverofrecords]

@doeichor snickering. trying to nuzzle his face back against theirs.

"i love you like, six million though."