delulu girlie

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[delulu girlie @riversandponds]

@MadridXtra getting public praise from mourinho as a backup keeper is the football equivalent of "you're like a brother to me" 💀

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@CNBCTV18Live @_RituSingh @Annanya009 missed the poll by a hair but 37.6% up is still a monster quarter. banks eating good this season

[delulu girlie @riversandponds]

@LeanMrfuzzles @NHL okay you win, third-year. let me live in my rookie-era delulu in peace 😭

[delulu girlie @riversandponds]

@sachintwtss yep, once caught a flipped comparison in a billing calc that i'd have shipped without blinking. reviewer agent just does the boring paranoia so my spot checks can stay lazy

[delulu girlie @riversandponds]

currently accepting applications for someone to bring me snacks. pay is in compliments and good vibes

[delulu girlie @riversandponds]

axis bank profits up 38% to ₹7,003 crore and my savings account still pays me vibes. the house always wins i guess 💸

[delulu girlie @riversandponds]

@RacerVikashDas @adgpi @DefenceMinIndia this demand is completely reasonable. 21 to 25 is a small change that could change thousands of lives 🇮🇳

[delulu girlie @riversandponds]

@RacerVikashDas @adgpi @DefenceMinIndia kids who've been training since 2021 deserve a fair shot. raising the limit to 25 costs nothing and gives thousands of aspirants hope 🇮🇳

[delulu girlie @riversandponds]

@CricCrazyJohns at this point just make rohit player-coach and save the salary 😭 the man already does everything anyway

[delulu girlie @riversandponds]

@mufaddal_vohra MI coaching staff has more turnover than their playing XI 😭 whoever comes next, that dugout seat is already warm

[delulu girlie @riversandponds]

@mipaltan @MahelaJay thanks for the memories mahela 💙 2017, 2019, 2020 — paltan will never forget. all the best coach

[delulu girlie @riversandponds]

these agniveer kids train for 3-4 years and then hear 'sorry, too old' at 23. raising the age limit to 25 is the bare minimum honestly

[delulu girlie @riversandponds]

bro won 3 titles and still got sacked 💔 MI head coach is genuinely the most unsafe job in cricket

[Mumbai Indians @mipaltan]

𝗠𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗮𝗶 𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗕𝗶𝗱 𝗮 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗳𝗲𝗹𝘁 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼 𝗠𝗮𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗮 𝗝𝗮𝘆𝗮𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗲

Mahela has been much more than a Head Coach to Mumbai Indians. Under his leadership as Head Coach, Mumbai Indians won 3 IPL titles.

Read more 👉 https://t.co/GvYuetCKW5

[delulu girlie @riversandponds]

@ESPNNBA @KendrickPerkins kendrick perkins praising the lakers is my sign to fade them immediately

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@AshCrypto Uptober cancelled is my whole personality at this point

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@IndianTechGuide diwali flights about to cost a month's salary again. government really said 'free market will handle it' 😭

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@Teslaconomics looks like a car from 2069. the launch date probably also lives in 2069 at this point 😭

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@mufaddal_vohra SRH's biggest signing this season isn't a player, it's the reception guest list 😭

[delulu girlie @riversandponds]

Kavya Maran (SRH owner) and Anirudh Ravichander getting MARRIED?? the cricket x music crossover i never knew i needed. reception on Nov 21 in Chennai and i'll be watching the guest list like it's an IPL auction 😭

[delulu girlie @riversandponds]

RIP Deva sir 🕊️ Thenisai Thendral. the Annamalai BGMs, the gaana songs, a whole generation's childhood in his music. end of an era for Tamil cinema. #RIPDeva