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Some opinions, some satire, some jokes and some takes

[🎷🐢 @riversdcard]

Ashley has made history by being the first person to ever go back in the voting booth to try to change her vote #BB27

[🎷🐢 @riversdcard]

@mikaelamagic Ur so pretty omg

[🎷🐢 @riversdcard]

Considering the MAGA takeover of CBS, I think we should expect to see 13 white houseguests and maybe 3 minorities for #BB28

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@_emergent_ Sympathetic? I actually look pretty good for a crack addict. Give me some credit dude.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

they've built concentration camps and i'm expected to act like it's a mere difference of political opinion

[Andy Kim @AndyKimNJ]

Because of your voice on Delaney Hall, the Trump admin just released 18 yr old high school senior whose story I told. They released the pregnant women held inside. These releases show ICE isn’t targeting the violent criminals. ICE is feeling the pressure. Keep raising your voice.

[Santa Monica Studio – God of War Laufey @SonySantaMonica]

@Dominos_UK ok thanks for the feedback, dominos pizza corporate account

[🎷🐢 @riversdcard]

@meoww739 You need a little bit more water

[bronte luvr @brontesaurusxo]

And she didn’t… trump loving bitch #bb28

[🎷🐢 @riversdcard]

@meanvenusian It’s ok

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

sure elmo

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JaulaDePerreo How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[🎷🐢 @riversdcard]

Incidental 49A was inspired by her

[sebastián @lovingcmila]

the way she’s been through every possible traumatic experience

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

Jesus fucking christ, how is Erika Kirk already in another relationship, in less than a year of her husband overdosing on drugs no less?

[Turtle Survivor @OneturtleThat]

No villains but brought back Coach, Stephenie and Jonathan? I know what you are Jeff.

#survivor #survivor50

[🎷🐢 @riversdcard]

@TheBigBroTea Jeff needs to be replaced

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Bryan @Bryan60112]

It was at this point she realized she needed to get tf out of there