riv (he/him) 🏳️‍⚧️

riv • 27 • he/him • trans battleaxe bi • priv @rivforthesesh

[HB @hanabryanne]

sorry to this girl whose phone call i’m eavesdropping on but “he took an hour long shower and he doesn’t even have hair” is one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard

[fat ralph @CaptainClaood]

oh my fucking god

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

when they turn away from you in their sleep that’s abandonment

[Sharky! | SWITCH 2 ERA @SwitchySh4rky]

WE ARE EXACTLY ONE MONTH AWAY FROM TOMODACHI LIFE🗣

31 days remain.

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It's so funny how the UK made one American city in the 50s and it sucks so much that they never did it again and is constantly mocked by everyone

[Blox Humor @BloxHumor]

DID YOU KNOW?

On Roblox there's an avatar accessory named, "Barrel of Oil" that reflects real world oil prices, but uses their digital currency robux.

It jumped from 7,133 to 18,134 robux reflecting around $60 to roughly $101.59 now.

#RobloxInflation

[miitwt confessions 2.0 @confess2mii]

"if youre playing tomodachi life and you have a mii of your friend whos celebrating ramadan and their mii says theyre hungry is it ethical to feed the mii"

[✨localchaos✨ @localchaos_]

one time I told my therapist I was scared I might be a narcissist and she immediately goes “okay tell me 3 things you like about yourself” and that was the funniest way to relieve my anxiety

[audrey 🔜 right behind you @iTrollWomen]

you joke but in the ny times piece about AI psychosis this guy used ChatGPT to write his son's obituary after his son had a schizophrenic break induced by ChatGPT and was killed by the cops

[iwsfutcmd saw you at VC5 @iwsfutcmd]

usually i'm all for a good bamboozle but something about vandalizing wikipedia makes me consider violence

[Dani 🌱 @linesinmotion]

Hoping every "i want to vote green but it feels like a wasted vote" is seeing this. It IS possible. As cheesy as it sounds, you have to be the change you want to see. Vote green 🟢

[vince ❤️‍🔥 @droidhymns]

pope leo i urge you to start the righteous holy war against AI

[Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

‼️ BREAKING: Greens WIN Gorton and Denton by-election in a landslide victory

🟢 Grn: 41% (+27)
➡️ Ref: 29% (+15)
🔴 Lab: 25% (-25)
🔵 Con: 2% (-6)
🟠 Lib: 2% (-2)

Green GAIN from Labour (+/- vs GE2024)

‼️First-ever Green win in an MP by-election

[Seen Keady @SeenKeady]

How has no one tried this already. I have tears in my eyes at how elegant this is as a trump manipulation tactic

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

The Pope urged priests not to write sermons using ChatGPT

During a meeting with clergy of the Diocese of Rome, Pope Leo XIV warned about the “temptation” to entrust homilies to artificial intelligence.

According to him, if one does not train one’s own mind, it will “atrophy.”

“AI will never be able to preach the faith,” he stressed.

The pontiff added that Christianity is not about the formal recitation of prayers, but about a living relationship with God.

[kat @seafairyservant]

Dude I'm not talking to you

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

(starting to suspect that my gf is secretly a blue pikmin): hey babe i accidentally dropped my keys in that pond over there👈☹️think you’d be able to fetch them for me?👀

[Nintendo UK @NintendoUK]

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream launches on #NintendoSwitch April 16th! The game will also be playable on #NintendoSwitch2.

[ava @zeldevil]

my tomodachi life living the dream island