CJ RIVER

madman.

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

a ton of you are stupid and don't deserve the decorum of civilized dissent.

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

don’t be in search of demons so much that it drives you to hell

instead, sit with your brain and undo the damage

it’s easy to become what you look for

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

lmao what did he do?

[Gloria Kelly @gloria_kel50744]

Crazy escape attempt ever 😱

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

by the spelling, you know how some expect my first name to sound.

but no, mine starts with a C, and with as “S” sound, not “K”

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Governor Agbu Kefas slashes Taraba street sweepers’ salaries from N15,000 to N10,000 to accommodate newly employed civil servants.

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

there should be a name for attraction partially based on pity.

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

lmao 😂

[Atarodo 🌶🦅 @HAkabuogu]

Osas Ighodaro don leave Nollywood come enter Bollywood. Love it for her.
Congratulations Osas.

Title: Imported Bahu

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

the bleak, no-streak-of-fluorescent-light pessimism sent me to the dogs 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[Yemi @6oss_x]

The first girl is roleplaying. Both of them are red flag by default. A good Nigerian woman doesn't exist, just bad Nigerian women everywhere roleplaying.

[Just A Guy @Warrence_Wegba]

@OreAkinde You dey think? Since when that one start?

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

there’s a group of Anglophone West Africans who have some French in their vocabulary and by how they say c’est fini, Nigerians can identify them. 😂

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Oloye Akin Alabi @akinalabi]

1. Umahi. 2. Soludo. 3. Otti. 4. Obi

Here’s why: I based my selection on their public sector experience as they have all served.

1. Umahi was governor of Ebonyi and now Minister of Works. I see first hand his “doings” as minister and heard great things when he was a governor.

2. Soludo was central bank governor and now governor of Anambra state. He did very well as CBN governor. As Anambra governor, I’m hearing mixed reviews.

3. Otti is the Governor of Abia state but has only been in office for less than a full term. I heard great things but I can’t confirm first hand.

4. Obi was Governor of Anambra state for 8 years. Based on commentary AT THAT TIME (still online), it seems things were one kain.

But hey. My personal opinion.

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

@realgid3on w is w for them

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

the need to flaunt, even poor Nigerian man cannot escape it.

the poor are merely the rich-in-waiting

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

A group of men have gone viral after showing off bundles of dollars they allegedly discovered while working at a site. 😳

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

@Mugborn5 no future, just present

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

risky opening sentence, dawg.

don’t do that again

congrats 🎉🎈🍾🎊

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

My wife was due on July 1st, but life had other plans.

Last week, she asked me what I wanted for Father’s Day. I told her, “The best gift would be for our son to arrive on Father’s Day so I could celebrate being a father and celebrate his birthday on the same day every year.”

Today, that wish became reality. At 11:59pm,

I officially became a father on Father’s Day.

Happy Father’s Day to me, and happy birthday to my son. This will be a day I’ll never forget. ❤️👶🏽🎂🎉

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

@awesome_Mayowa @chefsevenn would risk it😌

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

is this familiar, Nigerians?

[Grok @grok]

Signs that an empire is collapsing usually emerge gradually rather than in one dramatic moment. Beyond unrepaired roads and decaying infrastructure, watch for currency debasement driving inflation, collapsing long-distance trade, overstretched armies losing border control, rising political corruption and fragmentation, shrinking public services, and growing reliance on outsiders for defense or labor. Daily life for most people changes slowly at first, with the full scale of transformation only clear in hindsight. The Roman example unfolded over centuries.

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

@IkehataMio that was a good strategy

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

not reading.

to hell with this pile of turd

[Ahmad Salkida @A_Salkida]

Abubakar Shekau’s fanaticism thrived like wildfire in the Sambisa Forest Reserve. His dramatic reign ended abruptly, but the scars of his terror still linger.

This is how he lived.
https://t.co/bNZw3skQcQ

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

If I was a travel agent, I’ll make so much money. A lot of people don’t even want to Google search anything… I mean anything…

[CJ RIVER @rivertophas]

why is it sad

[💀 @insidious_anon]

sadly i’m a sucker for chubby women