(slaps my dick in your face) oops
(slaps my dick in your face) my bad
(slaps my dick in your face) shoot sorry
(slaps my dick in your face) are you gonna suck it or what?
(slaps my dick in your face) omg didnt see u there
Vulnerability creates true connection, when you meet someone new it’s like a waiting game for them to share smt below the surface so you can too but why not be the first one and invite them the way you are waiting to be invited. I don’t mean dumping on someone tho
Talking about my internet friend pooplover82: he’s a little quirky but I’d trust him with my life. And that’s on the doodoo
Talking about my dad: Father is a cruel and deranged man. He harbors the seed of evil and must be neutralized