rizma

welcome to my eventful life :)) tbh all i do is complain abt my miserable life

[BWAAP @enocbwaap]

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

[gordon @gordonramashray]

i don’t wanna “hop on a call” i want to hop in open fields with my friends and watch sunsets

[⋆𐙚 ̊Reh🌺 @rehnvma]

my first favorite hobby is yapping, second is being extremely quiet and not talking at all

[rizma @rizma__s]

the way living at home got 100 times worse

[rizma @rizma__s]

@Vip_briii YOU GOT THIS! cry and then rock law school’s ass 😤😤

[Drebae @Drebae_]

The way he pushed him so he can get his licks in & then put it in reverse so he couldn’t get hit 😭😭😭A REAL ONE

[clare @sadderlizards]

how life feels now that the sun sets at 7pm

[🎀🧁🫧 @plxnetriri]

this when the academic warrior in me died

[Yellow @softbfbvnny]

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK

[☔ @Whotfismick]

A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you

[rizma @rizma__s]

wait u telling my frontal lobe is fully developed ? LOL

[rizma @rizma__s]

how do we explain this to immigrant parents lol

[salma @salmawysalma]

not once in my life did i regret spending money on an experience (a trip, concert, a nice dinner, etc.) bc the money always comes back but this is what life really is about

[salma @salmawysalma]

not once in my life did i regret spending money on an experience (a trip, concert, a nice dinner, etc.) bc the money always comes back but this is what life really is about

[rizma @rizma__s]

💀💀💀💀

[syd @sydnieet]

never in my life have i wanted to quit healthcare so baDLY til now LOL

[rizma @rizma__s]

not this man at the gym talking abt watch me imma lift this for you while he deadlifting 3 plates. how do I tell this rando that i got a man that deadlifts 5 plates?

[rizma @rizma__s]

doom scrolling in the hot tub>>>>

[rizma @rizma__s]

BRO TWITTER SUCKS after elon musk took over. WHY tf am i getting notifications abt shit i dont give 2 fucks abt?

[rizma @rizma__s]

“think u the shit bitch, u not even the fart” pls ice spice LMAOOOO i have been dying at this for 3 days now