Bojack Horsewoman

This account is a social experiment, therefore I cannot be held accountable for my tweets.

[Bojack Horsewoman @rizney]

So THIS happened.

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What I eat in a day as a woman who Lacks sense of commitment to absolutely Anything

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Surely that can’t be…

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Tweets only the OP understands

[Contra @BoldfaceJames]

If you kill a child molester the number of child molesters in the world remains the same

[ًً @redtyres]

there’s a little house for stray cats in valencia and it has snoopy on it

[Bojack Horsewoman @rizney]

Obsessed with those Swedish girls on my TikTok feed that wear Extremely low rise pants and dance like they’re being held at gun point with the most Bored expression on their face

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@luvnregret

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Man in the metro who was waiting by the door in the elevator I was coming from said I was very Beautiful and that he would die for me

[Bojack Horsewoman @rizney]

Again with this BS argument I thought we left this in 2021. You people can’t do anything

[Jack 2.0 @boommiauow]

Yeah okay

[nil @anonillaa]

bro im crying

[Bojack Horsewoman @rizney]

@Kenjahro My boyfriend or . What

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When I met my Now boyfriend of 2 years a week after leaving my nearly one year online long-distance situationship

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There are no more Birds in the sky

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@cabesandia @magento2z @toriz_3

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This being the only way a Melanie Martinez stan gets traction Whatsoever

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Got an oomf that posts Minimum one picture of her smoking a cigarette Everyday without fail and it feels just as authentic as this photoshoot

[DUDA @saintdemie]

gabbriette and matty healy’s wedding pictures by indiana420bitch ❦

[Bojack Horsewoman @rizney]

This made me tear up a bit Lowkey why’d they write it like that bro

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@lunalatone Maybe break the cookie in half and position it strategically ? This looks banging though, love the icing work

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@ItsW365 @KhaneuReeves Yeah cause why is the bulge visible

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I am the most social introvert in the world