Rizwan Spartan🏹🚜

MBBS 🇮🇳DESHBHAKT🇮🇳 •ANTI CASTE •POLITICAL SATIRIST •CENTRIST •JUSTICE & PEACE

[VS @vs_trader]

@shaandelhite Pure Petrol Rs 160 per litre
E20 Rs 100 per litre

1000 Rs buys 6.25 litre Petrol
1000 Rs buys 10 litre E20

Mileage with Petrol 10 km/litre
Mileage with E20 9.4 km/litre (6% drop)

1000 Rs Pure Petrol will drive 6.25 * 10 = 62.5 km
1000 Rs E20 will drive 10 * 9.4 = 94 km

[Paranjoy Guha Thakurta @paranjoygt]

Narendra Modi was born on 17 September
7+1 =8

26 people were killed in the Pahalgam terrorist attack
2+6=8

India's worst passport ranking is 125
1+2+5=8

NEET paper was held on 3 May which was leaked
3+5=8

The date when demonetization happened was 8 November

Modi ji also appears on TV at 8 PM

Came as a WhatsApp forward - don’t know the author.

[Ashok Kumar Pandey अशोक اشوک @Ashok_Kashmir]

1,1 2,11 ; 26 =17= 8 abra ca dabra = 2 ab; woodoo = vikas = dakini = pakauda etc etc = khee khee
= 👇🏽

[Rizwan Spartan🏹🚜 @rizwandoctor12]

@Mr_Vivekji @ANI He has a boner in his heart
Ortho is needed to remove that

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

While the whole country is debating petrol-ethanol, the bros from Madhya Pradesh have already pulled off what is arguably India's first major ethanol scam, not counting you know who.

There is a govt policy that surplus rice in govt warehouses can be sold to ethanol manufacturers at subsidised rates to prevent it from rotting.

According to a Dainik Bhaskar report, the scam began when some officials allegedly (willingly?) ignored the rules and allocated "newly procured" fortified rice (not even regular rice, but fortified rice) for ethanol production. The rice, bought at a high price (₹4,000 per quintal), was sold at a throwaway price (₹2,320 per quintal) to ethanol plants.

The ethanol plant operators allegedly knew it was fortified rice, so instead of using it to make ethanol, they sold it to rice millers at ₹2,800 per quintal, and instead bought cheap broken rice (₹2,100 per quintal) from the open market for ethanol production, making an overall profit of ₹700 per quintal.

The rice millers allegedly repacked the fortified rice in new gunny bags and supplied it back to the govt as freshly milled rice. The govt paid them milling charges, while the govt supplied paddy they were actually supposed to mill was allegedly sold in the open market for another round of profit.

So the same bag of rice allegedly kept changing hands: govt warehouse to ethanol plant to rice mill to back to govt warehouse. Everyone in the chain allegedly made money.

The MP govt formed an SIT. So far, four people have been arrested and 12 trucks seized. Investigators suspect that up to 50 lakh quintals of govt rice, worth around ₹1,160 crore, may have been diverted through this alleged racket.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

आपको क्या लगता है कि तेल में गन्ने का जूस मिलाने का फैसला इस गैंडे ने खुद लिया है?

आपको नहीं लगता कि अंतिम फैसला तो वो दाढ़ी वाले उड़नखोर बूढ़े का ही रहा होगा?

तो फिर जवाब देने को अकेला गैंडा क्यों फंसे, बूढ़े को भी पकड़ो जब सैर सपाटे से वापिस आए 2-4 दिन के लिए।

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

> Bro bought RE bike for ₹3 lakh

> Bro bought an Axor helmet for ₹3.5k

> Bro bid ₹30k for a registration number

> Bro voted for Modi for Acche din

> After all that, bro ended up riding through muddy, slushy roads in Mumbai, economic capital of India

[Rizwan Spartan🏹🚜 @rizwandoctor12]

@theskindoctor13 Muslim angle nhi h
Maza nhi aaya

[Rizwan Spartan🏹🚜 @rizwandoctor12]

@Amockx2022 I have watched all twice and some thrice

[Rizwan Spartan🏹🚜 @rizwandoctor12]

@harryistweetin @ANI It’s like man from Delhi once said in samdish Bhartiya news coverage
Hmko mandir chahiye
Development nhi chahiye
Education nahi chahiye

[Jayant Bhandari @JayantBhandari5]

Indians live like cockroaches and die like cockroaches. They vote for bottom of the barrel cockroaches as rulers, who rightly treat them as cockroaches. As an Indian can invariably expect, the police car passed by and offered no help.

[Rizwan Spartan🏹🚜 @rizwandoctor12]

@umashankarsingh जिन लोगों को एथनॉल से दिक्कत उनको पाकिस्तान भेज देना चाहिए @nitin_gadkari ji

[Rizwan Spartan🏹🚜 @rizwandoctor12]

@talk2anuradha दल्लों की कार आई
बिना रुके दल्लों की कार चली गई
Amritkaal ka maza

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

People get fined for overspeeding, wrong parking, no seatbelt and many other violations.

But no government official is ever punished for robbing citizens of their basic dignity on the road.

[Rizwan Spartan🏹🚜 @rizwandoctor12]

@bstvlive @DistrictEtawah Change this statue with Nathuram’s

[Rizwan Spartan🏹🚜 @rizwandoctor12]

@AmberLegal @SitamarhiJila Come to Uttar Pradesh
Government is sealing Coaching’s

[Dr. Prarit varshney @prarit_v]

Metro mein stethoscope daal ke travel karne ka kya matlab hai? That too when you already have a bag with you. Bhai, chain khol ke rakh le na andar!
Waise bhi jo company ka hai usme sayad hi kuch sunnai dega.

[Rizwan Spartan🏹🚜 @rizwandoctor12]

@Shahnawazreport इंसान नहीं राक्षस है राक्षस
सुअर है सुअर

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

Saturday night humour:
Recent Announcement:
Marriage Certificate is Not A Proof That You Are Married.
It’s Just a Document To Show That You Had Attended Your Marriage Ceremony.
😁😁

[Dr Sudhir Kumar MD DM @hyderabaddoctor]

What Happens to Your Brain If You Sleep Only 5 Hours a Night?

Many people proudly say: "I sleep just 5 hours and function perfectly." However, scientific evidence does not support this.

Read this post to learn about the adverse effects of sleep deprivation and tips to get good sleep. Bookmark this for future reference and share for wider reach.

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Sleep is not "downtime."
While you sleep, your brain is incredibly busy:
🧠 Consolidating memories
🧠 Removing metabolic waste
🧠 Repairing nerve cells
🧠 Regulating emotions
🧠 Resetting hormones