Black Socrates

philosopher / comedian

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

“SHEESH!!! Never picked a side just a fan of the CRAFT it’s always LOVE over here🫡 👑”

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Predict Bron's tweet listening to the new Drake track

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

@IanJeffries19 @IamKrisLondon

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

Real niggas know this is how u test a woman to see how shallow she is

[Yesjulz @YesJulz]

Ladies imagine you are on a date and it’s going really well- he’s attractive, attentive, kind, disciplined, God fearing & seemingly successful… you text your girls saying you think he’s the one
& just then you notice his Chrome Hearts shirt is a dupe.

How would u proceed? 🤔

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

@DavidDTSS You’re soft

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

@DavidDTSS What if its a black person behind the keyboard?

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

@LaRussellGC

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

@iamrahstradamus John davidson would beat the dog shit out of you. Ill take john davidson moneyline at -200

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

@BlackLanterrn Good take

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

@fwdaniels kid cudi is the only right answer

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

@WorldWideWob @PlayProphetX how has kon k not been a roy leader at any point

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

This is cringer than cringe my boy

[AR15THEDEMON @AR15thed3mon]

BACON OUT NOW
HOW DID I DO?

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

They’re both some big ass square ass niggas

[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

Shaquille O'Neal has stepped in to save the dream of Jordan Wilmore, a 7'3" police recruit who turned down the NBA only to fail his state exam by a single point.

​He finished the academy, took the test, and failed by one point. ​But Shaq told Jordan, "I got you."

Shaq is now paying for Jordan's living expenses for the next 5 months. Why? So Jordan doesn't have to work a second job. He can focus 100% of his energy on studying to get that one extra point.

​The motivation? Shaq already has a custom-made police car waiting for him.

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

We do not care

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

Yesterday at 6:29pm, my teammate Jorge texted me saying he’d just watched an Orb shoot straight up into the sky above the marina in Puerto Rico.

He was shaken, convinced he’d witnessed some kind of hyper-advanced technology

Today, totally randomly, we walked into a small local pizza shop. The Owner tells us that he & his son also saw a bright light flying across the sky last night… in the exact same spot Jorge saw the Orb.

Then he shows us the video below, timestamped at 6:28pm, literally one minute before Jorge’s sighting.

In the clip, you can see the Orb drift across the sky, stretch into a line of light, and rotate horizontally… then vanish.

But here’s the wild part:
When his son saw the Orb, he made a wish “upon a star.”

His wish? To meet ME

So his dad pulled him out of school today and brought him to the pizza shop… and 18 hours later, his wish upon a UAP came true

INSANE.

(He also loves Pokémon, so I gave him the PSA 10 1st Edition Pikachu I had on me ⚡️)

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

Someone kirkify this

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

The Colts go to Germany

JT goes for 230+ and a GAMEWINNER.. Danny drops DIMES when we need it

Tyler Warren’s unstoppable..the Defense figured out who they were thru the game with the addition of Sauce

& COME BACK HOME WITH A DUB

THE COLTS ARE WINNING THE SUPER BOWL BABY

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

Did the NFL just put blackface on aaron rodgers?

[NFL @NFL]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!🎃

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

You’re going to hell for this

[Harrison Barnes @hbarnes]

Never thought I’d star in my own music video…

This tech has come a long way in inspiring more people to make music. You can craft one yourself — just mention @producer_ai and ask for a vibe.

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

You’re a fucking DWEEB lol shut up

[Jason McIntyre @jasonrmcintyre]

Never in my life seen anything like this
Is he OK?

Whoever is giving him advice … he needs to get them out of his circle

This is sad

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

@FearedBuck W reaction

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

@nickysmokess Lol shut up pussy

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

which head are we talking about here @AdamSchefter ?? details matter

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"From speaking to people inside the Raiders locker room...

They say that Christian Wilkins playfully went to kiss a teammate on the top of his head..

They say that player took offense to it and that's what everybody has been dancing around"

@AdamSchefter #PMSLive

[Black Socrates @rizzaura]

@PatMcAfeeShow @AdamSchefter which head are we talking about here @AdamSchefter ?? details matter