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[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.

[Joey Jay (is back to being) gay ✨ @joeyjayisgay]

BREAKING NEWS: THE GAY SAW ITS SHADOW SO IT’S JUNE 33RD - PRIDE MONTH CONTINUES AND I’M GAY AGAIN. IF YOU’RE EXCITED, WELL SO AM I LIKE OMGGGG!!! AND IF YOU’RE NOT, STAY MAD. 🥳😍

Your reigning Miss Wildcard 👑 2026,

Joey MF Jay 💋

[dom ☆⋆｡🪐 @dom_onsaturn]

for people who don't watch drag race, this is just like if ariana grande got eliminated from the voice
#dragrace #allstars11

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

July? Still gay.

[mamncane @Kim_Khandashisa]

Do you know how many women never make it out? Sounds like a flex to me.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

If your gig flyer is AI, I won’t go.
If your book cover is AI, I won’t read it.
If your song is AI, I won’t listen.
If your ad is AI, I won’t buy.
If your profile picture is AI,

We can't be friends.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If they’re putting religion in schools, we must demand the IRS be put in churches.

[🐀 @rizzyizzy99]

@ANGELBABYBITTY this is how i was reminded i didn’t take mine but it’s too late nowwww

[zach @zachbreechen]

i just tried to fast forward on paramount plus and it told me to kill myself

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

According to our Constitution, we should have overthrown our government by now.

[ManKind @themkoffline]

get observed idiot

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Tomorrow is the anniversary of the fall of Roe v Wade. And I just wanna say…. a ROYAL FUCK YOU to all who said we were exaggerating....

[Harley Quint IT 🇯🇲 🇫🇷 @abigvle]

Honestly why tf do you have a bbl as a police officer? Dont irritate me

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

I think women as a whole need to become a lot more fucking rude

[a #savemyladyjane @onecuentaa]

rue really died without knowing nate was buried alive and bitten by a snake she would’ve loved that shit #Euphoria

[Loden ☭ 🏳️‍🌈 🩷💜💙 @Captian_Loden_4]

Just a reminder during this month it is ILLEGAL to be heterosexual