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[lizzy @rizzylizzy03]

@heavensbvnny it’s also amazing how men are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

"the Republican Party is ideologically committed to impregnating as many teenage girls as possible" is an objectively true statement that is taboo to admit in mainstream politics

[lizzy @rizzylizzy03]

@Sillymops @taylorsfavgal i suppose i like to take a more personal approach to the song vs about her struggles as a pop star so maybe that one line doesn’t resonate with me personally but that makes total sense thanks for sharing

[lizzy @rizzylizzy03]

@Sillymops @taylorsfavgal i understand that, but i personally just think that “we looked fire” doesn’t sound great and doesn’t really make sense in the context of the rest of the line, if there’s an interpretation to it that i haven’t considered i’m totally open to it though

[lizzy @rizzylizzy03]

@triatarniq i just graduated college and the amount of “i <3 milfs” shirts i’ve seen would make these guys sick

[lizzy @rizzylizzy03]

@SolarDesire i’m sorry i love eldest daughter

[lizzy @rizzylizzy03]

@xo_efyaa i also have to say as someone pursuing a phd in physics how much do they think physicists make😭

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’ll say it again. Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump are exactly why you don’t elect presidents off the fucking TV.

[angel_wings🪽 @fawn_doegirl]

can we unnormalize men saying bitch, who made them think thats okay to say

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

Men and their noise pollution needs to be stopped. Stop revvving your engines, stop blasting your shit music, stop bringing stereos to public places. The reason women don’t do this is because we are considerate of other people in our community

[optimistic nihilist @twilightIuv3r]

Woke up and immediately started crying about climate change because what the fuck are we even doing as a species like seriously what is our goal

[۟ @filmfae]

i think if tom cruise and i talked for more than like 15 minutes he could convince me to become a scientologist

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

[notsoErudite @notsoErudite]

PLEASE BAN THIS NOW

[Aly @alynokioku]

Applied to more jobs

[lizzy @rizzylizzy03]

@movies4guyz @floriefawn i actually don’t have it on when applying to part time, reply was kinda tongue in cheek

[Klause @claus_klause]

1 year of no job and a pile of rejections really destroyed my self esteem

[scarlett🪾 @hollowandholy]

nobody told me how humiliating and soulless job search is, this is why people spend 20+ years at a dead end job because they simply cba.