RJ Forbes♥

I wanna take you for granted

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

Anytime anyone says "excuse me" my instant response is "you're a hell of a guy" I really need to get over my 6 year super bass fad

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

@RachelMComedy Hmmm 47% seems very close to a certain election percent 🧐

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

@lazerdoov The Old Farm Market I hope! 🍎🍉🥦🍏

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

@TheoVon Not if it was a haircut competition

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Laurel or Yanny

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

How tf am I still chubbier than this guy https://t.co/dCWMNRhBYg

[Nick Bohr @NickBohrWISN]

It’s one for the history books. He’s done it. Local folk hero Don Gorske has eaten his 30,000th Big Mac. Let the record show it took place 3:30pm at the Fond du Lac @McDonalds. He cautions this may be his last milestone, projecting 40,000 would come in 2032. #SuperSizeMe #WISN12

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

@colesprouse

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

They're** https://t.co/7SoqWhW6Y0

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

When will all the haters and fools out there realize that having a good relationship with Russia is a good thing, not a bad thing. There always playing politics - bad for our country. I want to solve North Korea, Syria, Ukraine, terrorism, and Russia can greatly help!

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

@shibbdawg I miss bbm so much

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

Are Mary-Kate and Ashley still a thing?

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

@shibbdawg Hahahaha you know it

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

@Kyle_Murai Circa 2013

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

Rest easy Doc. You were and always will be a legend ⚾️💙

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

Can is metal. Jar is plastic/glass. Your body is a wonderland. https://t.co/giKIjFYBHH

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Why is it called a “can” of soup but a “jar” of peanut butter? 🤔

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

@EmilyByam What!?! I would've cried

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

So pumped for the bartender to say "last call" at 2 this morning then I say "fuck you! It's 1" haha, time change

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

Sorry for the soft tweet. Hahah puns... I need a girlfriend

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

@JohnMayer

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

"You don't have to wear a costume, halloweens over" haha, fuck off Susan in accounting

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

There's something about singing the American national anthem in the shower that's unlike anything else

[RJ Forbes♥ @RJayForbes]

Can't wait for tomorrow when it's acceptable to start thinking about Christmas