Ryan Baldasseroni

i do it.

[Ryan Baldasseroni @rjbaldi]

Elly is Ruth Langmore

[Dean Gillberry @FartieFrenchie]

@eBay wants me to use an automated agent to discuss an issue with a high-value trading card worth $10,000, so I reached out to the CEO.

11,500 employees, but Customer Support is now automated.

You know who would never operate like this? @ryancohen @larryvc and the wonderful @gamestop team.

$GME $EBAY

[Ryan Baldasseroni @rjbaldi]

SUPER BEARS

[Ryan Baldasseroni @rjbaldi]

Tried buying Cubs tix on @StubHub. They need me right now. Checkout said “error, not available” so I grabbed another pair. Minutes later: BOTH orders hit. Called immediately, promised a refund…2 days later: DENIED
I promised my followers would hear about this…do your thing guys

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

I would've died from laughter on this ride

[Agreeable Greg @AgreeableGreg]

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 

[Ryan Baldasseroni @rjbaldi]

That was badass

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I was playing trivia and missed this. I FUCKING LOVE SOPHIE CUNNINGHAM. ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY SAID ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. YOU CHEAP SHOT CAITLIN WE WILL GET YOU. #feverrising #SophieCunningham #tresleches

[Ryan Baldasseroni @rjbaldi]

@EVANEDDIEBAY Is this Evan or AI?

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

It looks like straight out of a cartoon

[Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1]

in the front seat of the uber while gang chops it up in the back

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

They are ants solving a geometric problem and it is great in color.

[bobby @bobby]

it's straight up slightly nicer to be alive when there's a big HBO show airing on sunday nights and everyone is watching it. the government should fund that show. it's actually so important.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This clip from a farmer in County Mayo, Ireland, shows his cows leaping from a boat to swim to the Inishkea Islands for grazing.

[Harrison Graham @HGrahamNFL]

I’m not joking when I say this is the most impressive thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Baby elephant asking for treats

[Sarah🐻⬇️ @thechicagosares]

This is just crazy

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

“And the Bears are down to just 6 offensive linemen”

[Ryan Baldasseroni @rjbaldi]

@EVANEDDIEBAY @nathanfielder

[Ryan Baldasseroni @rjbaldi]

@HomeDepot my many many followers and I are so mad right now. I ordered a double vanity four weeks ago and it’s STILL not here. Just got delayed again. I’ve been bathroomless with a pregnant wife and tensions are high. DO SOMETHING

[Ryan Baldasseroni @rjbaldi]

It’s my fault for getting my hopes up 💔🐻