johan cruft

[johan cruft @rjbjmb]

@U2 Gave up on you years ago. Hearing out of control yesterday gave me the biggest smile in years. Can we have a pre Joshua tree tour?

[johan cruft @rjbjmb]

@RoyleFamilyShow @BestOfUKComedy First thoughts every time I hear that song

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@ScotNational He hasn’t slammed them. Someone has written that for him and he is just reading what he is told. Just like his snp pals

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@Gillian_Mackay1 This the same as the no public money for Grangemouth athletics stadium? You know the one you went down for a photo op and then scarpered back on the gaza lies bandwagon

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@DaveDooganSNP Independent in a union?

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@ginadavidsonlbc @Rebecca_Brady_ So he justifies business class because he wanted to return to read of a prepared script making no attempt to answer the actual question. Every day him and his government continue to dumbfound me with their stupidity

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@JohnSwinney Can you get my drains emptied and some potholes fixed please. My daughters school could do with some additional teachers, her laptop, bike and £200 still havent arrived either likewise her free school dinners yet I’m taxed more than my colleagues in England to cover all this

[johan cruft @rjbjmb]

@Gillian_Mackay1 Any chance of getting the drains emptied and the potholes filled

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@FloTrack Had a torn hamstring last week when was beaten, wears suit and that’s all forgotten about

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@pieandbov Looking forward to the highlights on sportscene tonight. Oh no wait neither of you know who are playing

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@silvina_jk We go to Italy most years, all the cities you’ve named above , wife worked and lived in Florence for 5 years. Went to sanremo this summer and for the first time ever she said it felt like home. Not big, not busy, early July but had everything we needed.

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@JohnSwinney You normally add in an extra sentence when you come out with this. Fallout from the last one too much?

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@Gillian_Mackay1 You would get the fright of your life if independence was achieved, not that it ever will. Both you and the snp make fools of themselves every day and can never give a full breakdown of how the country would be run as there is no one with any sort of economic know how.

[johan cruft @rjbjmb]

@nickprocter27 @virginmedia My contract expires next month. Had an email saying they won’t increase the cost for the next year and have thrown in sky sports, which I never use, for free. Didn’t even have to contact them

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@StephenFlynnSNP Had time to watch this but didn’t have time to watch anything related to the day job. Found out big style today

[johan cruft @rjbjmb]

@virginmedia why am I being pestered by phone calls from your company offering to sort my contract out before it expires next month when I’ve already had an email confirming the price is staying the same? Caller had no idea what I was talking about and stuck to script

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@DaveDooganSNP @theSNP Whats happened to the 42 minute journeys between Edinburgh and Glasgow promised by the snp in 2015? Dirty trains, late trains, ignorant staff but then you don’t commute daily so won’t understand. Another failure to add to the list

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@BBCSportScot did I hear Kenny Mc on the radio just now stating motherwell host rangers this weekend, not long after saying after the Euro games over. Been 2 league games since his team embarrassed again in Europe. Doesn’t sound like open all mics is happening again either.

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@HumzaYousaf For someone who was leaving twitter and leaving Scotland you are still on here every day with not a thing to say about Scotland

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@StephenFlynnSNP Unless you have included the whole of Scotland you haven’t delivered. Just like you havent delivered a proper nhs, education for children, a decent rail service. You have delivered the highest taxes in the country yet it’s still like the third world