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24 | Unfunny | Accountant (Plain)

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

England did it🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿!!!
👏👏👏👏👏

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

this and a small town where somethings not right

[dumb boy 🐕 @rjbldn]

@AvantiWestCoast Thanks Sam 😃

[dumb boy 🐕 @rjbldn]

@AvantiWestCoast On the 6:47 from B’ham New Street to London Euston - is there no first class service on this train? If not, how do I get this refunded. Thanks!

[dumb boy 🐕 @rjbldn]

@AvantiWestCoast Hello, I’m in K right next to the Gantry, have not seen anyone come in or out for the whole journey.

[dumb boy 🐕 @rjbldn]

i literally am for 11 hours a day instead…

[اليشبا @abhsila_]

What do people who work office jobs actually do????? Like you cannot be editing excel documents and writing emails 8 hours a day 5 days a week WHAT DO YOU DO

[dumb boy 🐕 @rjbldn]

I hate using this stupid elon site but, nothing quite hits like twitter

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

looking at a workpaper i prepared last quarter

[cez @cezthesocialist]

“Don’t come to the UK, it’s a shithole” - the UK government.

[dumb boy 🐕 @rjbldn]

@txmwebster no.

[dumb boy 🐕 @rjbldn]

@AvantiWestCoast SORRY! He’s called Andy not adam 🤦‍♂️

[dumb boy 🐕 @rjbldn]

@AvantiWestCoast 👋 on the 18:40 train from London Euston -> Crewe & your 1st class on-board crew today includes a man called Adam. Wow what an energy this guy has, huge smile and great personality! Anything you can do to recognise Adam’s contribution to improve everyones Monday?

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

“who prepared this workpaper?

me:

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

babeeee you did such an amazing job clicking on your computer today❤️

[໊ @user0000O0]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea it wasn’t that serious

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

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