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Quips & musings from the mind of a slightly cynical Carolina Gamecock and avid Philly sports fan.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Me too, kid. Me too.

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

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***IMPORTANT***

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[🅁🅄🅂🅂🄴🄻🄻 🄷🄰🄶🄴🅁 @rjhager33]

@dawnstaley @PhillyFink @KingJames @sixers I know you can recruit, coach! Let’s get Bron in a Sixers uniform

[🅁🅄🅂🅂🄴🄻🄻 🄷🄰🄶🄴🅁 @rjhager33]

‘I just found a Lemon (tree), it’s a bad day for my enemies’ @MtJoyBand

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

When life gives you Lemon(s)

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Pope Leo was only elected because of rigged mail-in ballots!

[Jonathan Lemire @JonLemire]

President Trump posts a lengthy attack on *checks notes* the Pope

[Emerson Lotzia, Jr. @EmersonLotzia]

HAPPY EASTER! He has driven 🙏

[🅁🅄🅂🅂🄴🄻🄻 🄷🄰🄶🄴🅁 @rjhager33]

@thginkb Love ESPN calling out his bald faced lies in the postgame. Came with receipts

[🅁🅄🅂🅂🄴🄻🄻 🄷🄰🄶🄴🅁 @rjhager33]

@JDumasReports Whining about foul difference and a cheap shot at Dawn, then Joyce Edwards proceeds to get three fouls in 90 seconds

[GoGamecocks @gogamecocks]

Geno Auriemma roasts the refs in ESPN interview, throws shade at Dawn Staley: "There were six fouls called that quarter, all of them against us. They've been beating the sh-t out of our guys the entire game. I'm not making excuses because we haven't been able to make a shot. ... Their coach rants and raves on the sidelines and calls the referees some names you don't want to hear."

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@awfulannouncing

[joe м @dr_pizza_MD]

I am not a "fan" of the Eagles. That's inaccurate. I hate them very much but just want them to win more than anything. It's different.

[🅁🅄🅂🅂🄴🄻🄻 🄷🄰🄶🄴🅁 @rjhager33]

“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile but is morally treasonable… It is even more important to tell the truth about him than about any one else.” Teddy Roosevelt

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "When you have networks where I won an election in counties -- I guess it's 2,600 to 525, that's called a landslide times two -- when you have that kind of popularity or voter support, and yet 97% of the newscasts are against me ... I think that's really illegal."

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@amazon Have spent over 90 minutes of my day with customer support and have yet to talk to someone who can help me! Defective echo spot returned and replacement product is missing the power cord.

Please send a power cord or a new product, and end the torture that is your support

[Alex Marinelli @TweetMarinelli]

SATURDAY IN SOUTH CAROLINA!

[🅁🅄🅂🅂🄴🄻🄻 🄷🄰🄶🄴🅁 @rjhager33]

Truman the notoriously woke president who actually did help to end a war. Meanwhile our president of peace creating the department of war.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: We won the first World War, we won the second World War, we won everything before that and in between and then we decided to go woke and we changed the name to Department of Defense.

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@2008Philz The flyin Hawaiian

[🅁🅄🅂🅂🄴🄻🄻 🄷🄰🄶🄴🅁 @rjhager33]

Criticizing slavery = unpatriotic.

Creating an entire brand around America not being great = patriotic.

Got it. Why don’t you say what you really mean when you say MAGA?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

WOKE = BROKE

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump really wants to fire Fed Chair Jerome Powell, who basically just said, “Try me, bitch”

[Rights To Ricky Sanchez Podcast @RTRSPodcast]

A new @bigbarkerusa Process Pup! This is from Russell: Barkley the Bernedoodle was re-homed from a family outside of New York a few years ago. Barkley proves second chances hit different in Philly. Now thriving in his forever home, he enjoys naps on his Barker bed dreaming of chasing tennis balls down Broad Street.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: “I want to just say, we love you God”

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@CFBHome Coastal?