Ryan Hall

that got me just about as evil as an Eskimo boy can be

[Ryan Hall @rjhall47]

Ozzy 😔

[Ryan Hall @rjhall47]

@Jenji9 understandable as they're not for eating but rather for throwing at you

[Ryan Hall @rjhall47]

nuts are cool but why haven't we genetically modified them to be massive yet? why can't i have an apple sized peanut, an orange sized pistachio, a pear sized cashew?? fuck it, a watermelon sized brazil nut

[Ryan Hall @rjhall47]

@smokingsexxtion ... someone's got it in for me...

[Ryan Hall @rjhall47]

happy hop day to all those who celebrate, if anyone needs me i'll probably be mid blackout in the dbc

[Ryan Hall @rjhall47]

thousands of documents, tens of thousands of pages, just to confirm that JFK died because he was in fact vaccinated against covid-19

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Celtic could genuinely lose the rest of their league games this season and this Rangers team would not be able to find it in themselves to catch up and take the title

[Ryan Hall @rjhall47]

folk when they decide to move oot o Burra

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it's so over... they're saying it's never been more over...

[Ryan Hall @rjhall47]

yeah man i mean like, hawk tuah and stuff, y'know

[Ryan Hall @rjhall47]

@CalumClark13 some finish though, no keeper's saving that. especially when they're the one who put it in! 🤦‍♂️

[Ryan Hall @rjhall47]

the single most embarrassing thing you can do in the football world at the moment is lose to Manchester United, this banter season has surely reached its peak

[Ryan Hall @rjhall47]

David Lynch fundamentally understood that all men really want is to NPC through life like Dougie Jones - living off cake and coffee, guided by the muses, married to Naomi Watts. Mr fucking Jackpots

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Gordon Cole ain't dead, he's just chilling in the White Lodge

[Ryan Hall @rjhall47]

Bonnie Blue told me she loved me man wtf i thought she was the one... guess it does explain the 999 happy gentlemen i met outside though

[Ryan Hall @rjhall47]

i must say, bold move by the New Testament to kill off Judas in the first season. must've caused a right stir when it first came out. to introduce such a massive villain, just to get rid of them so early on, absolute cinema

[Ryan Hall @rjhall47]

yeah scratch that

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Rangers on a Thursday is the greatest football team of all time

[Ryan Hall @rjhall47]

i don't know who needs to hear this but take a break from the gym for a couple of weeks. abuse your body in other ways, go on a bender or 3, take up an unhealthy addiction. by the time you get back into it again you'll feel like a kinda cool dude. if do you get back into it again

[Ryan Hall @rjhall47]

just had the sudden urge to get my life together... tomorrow

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@Super70sSports what's "it tomorrow" ? never heard of that film before