save the bees

Hofstra XC alum '17

[save the bees @rjledes]

Birds must have a contract with god like; “ok we’ll wake up every mf out there at the crack of dawn for eternity, but u gotta make us able to fly my G”

[Too Much Dip @toomuchdipp]

Watching my buddy play craps at 4:39 AM

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

stranger: is this snake poisonous?

us: nah fam,

stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth*

us: it’s venomous tho

[Could Be The Move @CouldBeTheMove]

Always thought it was sick how 11 multiplies things. Strong Move by 11.

[rone’s gamblin corner @rone]

🦅BANG BANG BIRD GANG🦅

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

It was a year of highs (getting people geeked about salmon) and lows (telling people to not consume human flesh as a source of hydration). Thanks for making it such a fun year for this state agency account. See ya in 2023!

[Dave Kloc @KmanWorldwide]

I'm 38. I JUST realized "Honk If You're Horny" is a pun.

[blanco @beerdefeater]

Im hammered watching the Santa tracker telling my niece that when Santa enters the US airspace our military is gonna shoot him down with cruise missiles

[Jake Bailey 🦅 @Bacob_jailey]

Giving a cigarette to the drunk guy at a dive bar is like recruiting your own private mercenary for the night

[Lauren Fleshman @laurenfleshman]

After a lifetime of building a life around highly specific exercise for a living as a pro athlete, I find myself six years past retirement trying for the hundredth time to motivate myself to move regularly for basic things like not dying prematurely and guys why is that hard?

[daniel sadcliffe @mattysmokez]

Good Charlotte is so good don’t tell anyone

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Mack from fisheries crew wanted to demonstrate how to properly hug a paddlefish,

Step one: get a paddlefish
Step two: hug the paddlefish
Step three: try not to cry tears of joy

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

Ohio Iced Tea

[Mook @ConnorMook_]

*me getting into an Uber after 3 bud lights*

Yo Whatsup beast

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

How can we play soccer against whales when they don’t even have feet

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Strange that they’re called “light beers” despite activating the darkness within me…

[Owen Wilson @owenthecreator_]

I did what needed to be done

[DartsAnonymous @anonymous_darts]

The glory days
Proper Sportsmanship
Proper Athletes

[save the bees @rjledes]

@mattysmokez Negative