Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
If 3 Black people took a White man on a boat expedition and didn’t return with him the president would be making a speech right now.
Rest in power Nolan Wells
BREAKING: Kash Patel failed to properly disclose a six-figure investment in a Bitcoin-linked company that has done business with the Department of Justice, per NOTUS
Genuinely insane stuff. The law will require the pentagon to make itself dependent on Israel. Israeli tech, Israeli AI systems etc will be integrated into all the highest classification functions of the US military. They lost the public opinion war so now they’re going to set it up so any future anti-Israel president will be deposed in a military coup
BREAKING: Look at this.
On July 23, 2025, Trump purchased up to $5 million of Broadcom, $AVGO, Meta, $META, Amazon, $AMZN, Apple, $AAPL, Microsoft, $MSFT, & Nvidia, $NVDA.
Later that day, the Trump admin unveiled its AI Action Plan, a policy that benefited those companies.
BREAKING: Look at this.
The day before Trump paused tariffs, triggering a historic 10% market rally, his accounts purchased 327 stocks worth up to $12.8 million.
The trades were disclosed more than a year late, resulting in a $200 penalty.
Unusual.