Robert Jones

Bartender and human. A human bartender.

[Robert Jones @rjrobots]

@jdhovland Pizza Man, Vadnais Heights. I used to work there. It was great back then.

[Robert Jones @rjrobots]

@stephmarch Tristan ftw. Great stuff Smarch ❤️

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Happy Yoda and shit to those who celebrate.

[Naomi Kritzer naomikritzer.bsky.social @NaomiKritzer]

So -- part of why Chauvin was convicted was that MN Attorney General Keith Ellison took this prosecution INCREDIBLY seriously.

Ellison beat right-wing extremist Doug Wardlow in 2018 by less than 100,000 votes.

[Robert Jones @rjrobots]

@anguswinchester Referring to this? https://t.co/1ZFqOyeNON

[Robert Jones @rjrobots]

@adashtra Magikarp vibes

[Robert Jones @rjrobots]

@tniver @JeffProbst Feeling this. Can't wait for hugs and a cheers.

[Robert Jones @rjrobots]

@tniver There was one out by Valley Fair I went to when I was a kid. You could smoke inside, they had the little aluminum ashtrays. I remember a woman smoking in the salad bar line. 80's we're great.

[Robert Jones @rjrobots]

@tniver That's my next concept. It's an elevated Rax. Salad bar and roast beef sandwiches. My grandfather would be so proud.

[Robert Jones @rjrobots]

@DavidWondrich This is amazing

[The Gen Z Perspective POD @GenZPerspectiv]

Tom Brady walked into the stadium, maskless. Tom’s company, TB12, took $960K in PPP loans. Shortly after, Tom purchased a yacht. And Tom supported Trump. I don’t see how anyone can look past Tom’s awful behavior and root for him. He’s a great athelete. But a terrible human being.

[Robert Jones @rjrobots]

@MnNiceFC Klausthaler is a great goto NA beer. Kaliber isn't bad either. Are you looking for a local options?

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign.

4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33 hearings, and launched a multiyear probe.

432,541 Covid deaths plus deadly Capitol riots thanks to Trump’s malevolence: They cheered, and want America to move on.

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Obama wasted much of his first term trying to win over Republicans who wanted him to fail. Biden can't repeat that mistake. Bipartisanship is great, but you can't compromise with a group that's been gleefully destroying the country. We have 2 years to build it back. Starting now.

[Robert Jones @rjrobots]

@tniver Great lemonade to grenadine ratio. Very exciting stuff.

[Robert Jones @rjrobots]

@atrupar "I'm stopping wars!"
"I spent all the money on war things!"

[Robert Jones @rjrobots]

@DanRather @RadioAndySXM Or just text "Impeach" to 50409

[MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport]

@DonaldJTrumpJr You’re next loser!!!!

[Robert Jones @rjrobots]

@TeamPelosi Impeach now. Prosecute.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain