Robert Coppin

Speechwriter. Helping messages hit home since 2008.

[roshan @rhymewithocean]

mom can you come pick me up the panopticon startup is smol beanifying itself

[Josh Hoang-Wilkes @JoshuaMWilkes]

You have to feel a bit sorry for Chinese diplomatic staff in London. They're trying to be good little lambs with their centrally cooked media packages, but they're locked in a bear pit with this guy:

[Ben Page @Benpagelondon]

BBC Archive interview with Evelyn Waugh from 1960.

Interviewer: You didn’t do very well at Oxford, did you?
Waugh: No, I took a bad third.
Interviewer: How did that happen?
Waugh: Sloth.
Interviewer: Why are you appearing in this programme?
Waugh: Poverty

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Best article I've read in the Times in years

https://t.co/FJV3wDoRXn

[Max @MaxRadwan]

One last ‘I did not see it’ for the road

[Gabriel @gbrl_dick]

not falling for it

[Holden @Holden114]

MARRIAGE TIP: If you're having a heated discussion with your wife, just casually drop "my mom was right about you" and let that hang in the air for a bit.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Over the next few years you are going to have to fight with everything you’ve got to retain your humanity. They will try to convince you to give up connecting with each other, to give up truly being alive. It will be the most important fight of your whole life

[BDS 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🦉 @JailTheEnglish]

Didn't know he was a Stewart Lee fan

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

This amazing website, called "Worse on Purpose," is cataloguing all the ways companies are deliberately and secretively degrading their own products

As usual, in most cases the culprit is private equity extracting enormous sums while everyone else is left worse off.

[Billie @Billie_T]

A line reading and now meme so iconic an actual cinema chain is posting pirated footage of it

[Yaroslav Trofimov @yarotrof]

In 2014, a young Ukrainian officer led the first armored vehicle that broke through barricades erected by Russian-sponsored militias in Mariupol and prevented the Russian takeover of the city.
Today, Mykhailo Drapaty is Ukraine’s new commander in chief.

[Pitch Maps @Pitch_Maps]

Your dad looking for the Fosters pump in a craft ale pub

[tcarchiverandom @tcarchive0220]

Tom "They'll know who I am" Cruise

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Every single ODYSSEY tweet only makes me think of this, the one good b'sky post I've seen migrated to this platform

[Chris Deeley @ThatChris1209]

England went 1-0 up and Southgate’s waistcoat started calling to Tuchel like the Green Goblin mask

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

semi-final mood

[Brendan May @bmay]

Ann Widdecombe on the abject barbarism of blood sports and why they don’t belong in modern Britain. I’d forgotten this. Superb.

[Jakub Krupa @JakubKrupa]

This mic situation is just insane and not serious

[NS @NS_1872]

The American ultras have arrived in LA ahead of their game against Turkey