rj kirkland

serendipitous & satirical

[rj kirkland @rjtorical]

Bro thinks BI and Gradey are the future 😭😭🥀

[Kalshi Hoops @KalshiHoops]

Gilbert Arenas on the Toronto Raptors trading away their young pieces for a 35 year old Kawhi Leonard:

"The future of your team is at the Clippers now. You got [Kawhi] for a year or two and then he’s gone. Now what you got? Nothing. I thought he came here, added with those guys, he can teach those guys how to be great, and they can move on. But the fact that you got rid of three or four young people that’s gonna build with Scottie Barnes, that’s gonna move the needle together, to bring a 35 year old."

(Via @GilsArenaShow, H/T @NBA__Courtside)

[GURGAVIN @gurgavin]

EXACTLY 212 YEARS AGO TODAY CANADIAN FORCES LIT THE WHITE HOUSE ON FIRE IN RETALIATION FOR AMERICANS FORCES TRYING TO LOOT TORONTO

[rj kirkland @rjtorical]

2025 toronto blue jays and the bills 4 straight super bowl losses before I even get to mention the maple leafs

[hellis 😈 @hellisrebuke]

oh yeah you like sports? name five times your team has made you want to kill yourself.

[The Yankee Report @YankeeReport_]

In this series:

Cam Schlittler: 5.1 IP, 1 ER, 7 K
Dylan Cease: 6.1 IP, 2 ER, 10 K

Schlittler leaves Toronto with a slight lead in the Cy Young race.

[rj kirkland @rjtorical]

Toronto bars talking about addison barger after world series game 1

[ESPN Chicago @ESPN1000]

PCA best position player of our lifetimes (minus Bonds)????

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[a ♡ @canucksaz]

a canadian firefighter died two days ago fighting colorado wildfires and this is what we get lmao

[rj kirkland @rjtorical]

My favourite beer, bink ricol

[One of WUN. @GloriDayzEra]

Stefon the most easily accessed millionaire I’ve ever seen. How this random baddie get a on field photo at the Super Bowl 😭

[blue @bluewmist]

Normalize this by the age 25-32

• Wake up at 6 Am.
• 6-8 hrs of deep work.
• Cook your own food.
• Keep your life private.
• Spend 1 hr in the gym.
• Mind your own business.

[rj kirkland @rjtorical]

@natiddie I just want a WR1 and a competent run defense bro

[rj kirkland @rjtorical]

My favourite movie will be on those remember when tiktoks I’m sick to my stomach fam

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

The A's have been denied trademarks for "Las Vegas Athletics" and "Vegas Athletics" by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.

[rj kirkland @rjtorical]

Cooked him

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Rashee Rice finally understand what it feels like to get unexpectedly hit at a high rate of speed and have the man responsible leave the scene

[rj kirkland @rjtorical]

If a woman has ever played you Leave Em Alone in the big year of 2019 you may be entitled to compensation

[rj kirkland @rjtorical]

Cope ��😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

They're, arguably, not even the strongest rotation in the AL East...

3.18, Cole
3.03, Fried
3.73, Rodon
3.50, Gil
2.96, Schlitter
3.82, Schmidt

3.81, Gausman
3.24, Bieber
3.88, Cease
3.21, Yesavage
4.08, Berrios

[rj kirkland @rjtorical]

We will never forget the woke’s injustice to you king

[Don Cherry @CoachsCornerDC]

Don't forget your poppy!

[rj kirkland @rjtorical]

No jays fans are watching the FOX broadcast gangy

[Mission Valley Mafia @MissionVlyMafia]

Blue Jays fans, I’m sorry you have to deal with the Dodgers home play by play guy calling the national broadcast.

Joe Davis is awful, zero excitement when the Jays do anything

[rj kirkland @rjtorical]

Watching NFL RedZone at the Canadian Thanksgiving function cbtm but we get garbage like Raiders-Titans 😭

[Paul Ross @RealPaulRoss]

Consider this

[rj kirkland @rjtorical]

Scott hanson keeps his job & RedZone is ad-free means the people will be happy

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN and the National Football League announced a non-binding agreement under which ESPN will acquire NFL Network and certain other media assets owned and controlled by the NFL — including NFL’s linear RedZone Channel, and NFL Fantasy — in exchange for a 10% equity stake in ESPN.

[rj kirkland @rjtorical]

Loser