@Sherone33 Hey looking at renting a property from you in Philadelphia. It's listed on Craigslist. The person I'm texting with is sketchy, just want to confirm it's you.
ME: goodnight honey
WIFE: goodnight
EVIL BULLFROG THAT LIVES UNDER OUR BED: *angry ribbit ribbit*
BOTH OF US (in unison): goodnight evil bullfrog
*happy ribbit ribbit*