Richard J. Valenta

I'm a SAG actor from the Midwest, fiscal conservative and socially moderate, and looking for great stories to tell...

[Richard J. Valenta @rjvalenta]

i just watched the new @Supergirl trailer, and i’m already not going to watch it if the dog dies.

[Richard J. Valenta @rjvalenta]

best Budweiser ad since 9/11
#SuperBowl

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in case anyone wanted to know what it’s like to wait on hold for over TWO HOURS for @SiriusXMCare - when you know that whenever they answer it will be someone who barely speaks english and won’t be able to explain why they shut off your car because you bought a new car. #Fail

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honestly i haven’t noticed much difference in life between the congressional gridlock before we lost the speaker and the inability to govern without the speaker. which… kinda tells a story.

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trying to get JS8Call to work with the X6100 on a mac... no luck... hoping someone like @OH8STN will have some ideas other than re-compiling it with a new hamlib

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at this point i’m tweeting so @elonmusk knows my account is active

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is it possible that Deadpool's roommate Blind Al, is the chick from @LionelRichie's Hello video? like maybe he couldn't close the deal and 40 years later she's living with @VancityReynolds ?

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i installed a new hot water valve at mom’s house for the washer in the laundry room, should have taken 45min, only took me 4 hours https://t.co/7gkgyO0gEs

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really?? you got things this far and couldn’t just finish the job??? https://t.co/4rUJNQBV1T

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all the frozen expired stuff from mom’s freezer…. in an hour at 350° i will buy my dogs’ love in perpetuity https://t.co/QDJjjUimfy

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today’s project: my house now has a second laundry for the girls to use https://t.co/uxIcJBT6nE

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she’s happy to be out for a car ride….
she’s not happy about how my failing suspension feels on her broken tail bone https://t.co/4yEXcItM5J

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aaawwwweeee https://t.co/28oSva0UZT

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this is my mom having a chocolate shake…. while i’m on day 42 of 75 hard. https://t.co/1HfjXsU7FS

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she’s surprisingly strong @ Town and Country, Missouri https://t.co/4DB2sSCLuu

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we are starting clean out part deux @ Town and Country, Missouri https://t.co/noQUHdk8s6

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this bottle of margarita mix is older than them @ Town and Country, Missouri https://t.co/DYCAHymh6f

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Percy & Rose are wrapping things up for Saint Vincent De Paul @ Town and Country, Missouri https://t.co/ssVgO5qzg8

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Rose is clearing out cabinets @ Town and Country, Missouri https://t.co/fTCjfBPqGl

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lola and eden are sifting through history… @ Town and Country, Missouri https://t.co/sX5WbKJ8NC