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Devoted to precious time on the porcelain throne

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Im pretty amazed at the effectiveness of my afternoon coffee. Im not tired and no longer full. Thanks shmarshmucks

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I think this is the only time I spend alone in my days...just me and my thoughts, and now you. Hmmm. Till next time; eat your fibres!

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@HaylCee A back rub would be nice, but pertaining to the specific element of this account, im afraid it needs to come naturally...