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Singing, song-writing, self-deprecating idiot alliterating.

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R.I.P. Mike Schank - A Mellow Fellow

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Here Comes the Rain Again (Eurythmics Cover) https://t.co/JDUJTUYs42 via @YouTube

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It's nice to see the Space Force among the color guard. From the Halls of Montezuma to the Crab Nebula.

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This is how the local grade school sees fit to celebrate MLK day. Something tells me this is rife with subtext. What do you expect from the only state to have a star on both the US and CSA flag.

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Donald Trump Jr.: "What's a gagortion" https://t.co/BOrlFK8VZc

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@sixtwentysix Ballad of 40 Dollars
T-bones: he didn't need that $40

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Daddy says dice are wicked https://t.co/P0zzeOnBhX

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This movie plays on a thought cloud over a sleeping Donald Trump. John Wayne: "Find the tally sheets!" https://t.co/lm7Usthvqj via @YouTube

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Trump on the front; Covid on the back.

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"I survived Trump and Covid and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" (copywrite: rkd; 2020)

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Trump refuses to concede to annual White House Turkey. Claims "poultry fraud."

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Pourin' out a Molsen for my main Canadian. See you in the Terminus of Champions.

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Beating Trump is like beating The Great Santini https://t.co/MEPfs0iL11

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He finally delivered on his promise; He made America great again.

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Don, YOU'RE FIRED! Far from over? It's as dead as your casinos. Change the wig room back into the Lincoln Bedroom and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

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Trump: I've appealed to the United Federation of Planets, that a race with a hibernation cycle that lasts many decades arbitrate our dispute. Like that one episode. I'll be in my holodeck with 1972 Cher and a shit ton of Ketracel White. Make it so.

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I got this. Tell Trump he's actually been elected "Secret Super President Plus" and his inauguration is in that abandoned hospital with the cannibalistic hobos.

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Arx tarpeia Capitoli proxima.

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Tune into the next A Prarie Home Companion to hear my 50 man whistling ensemble; "Careless Whistlers".

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I get the feeling Barron Trump is in some kind of "I, Claudius" situation. I can't wait to read HIS book, if I live that long.