Bastard from a basket

[Bastard from a basket @rkinley]

He probably never took it to the dealership for service. They break old cars to force you into new ones

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Man reveals that his Toyota Corolla from 1993 has surpassed a very significant milestone: 1.2 million miles with the original engine and transmission 🔥

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Bitch was there a dragon in there?! Why is it so aggressive omg

[Bastard from a basket @rkinley]

@MartinaMarkota

[Pissed Off American @solar_ric]

They should make her VP of marketing A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly impersonating a Costco employee and turning an ordinary shopping trip into what witnesses described as a full-blown “warehouse happy hour.”

According to authorities, 32-year-old Brianna Keller walked into a Costco location in Tampa dressed convincingly enough to fool both shoppers and employees. Wearing black pants, a red polo shirt, and a fake name badge that read “Crystal — Beverage Team,” Keller reportedly stationed herself near the frozen food section and began offering customers tiny cups of tequila disguised as free product samples.

Investigators say the scene escalated quickly.

Using miniature ketchup cups typically reserved for condiments, Keller allegedly poured tequila shots for shoppers while pairing them with frozen appetizers and snack foods. Witnesses claimed she confidently explained that Costco was “testing a new customer experience initiative” and referred to the alcohol as part of a “weekend tasting event.”

Several shoppers reportedly believed the setup was legitimate.

“She was so confident that nobody questioned it,” one customer told local reporters. “She kept talking about flavor profiles like she actually worked there.”

Authorities say Keller became increasingly theatrical as the crowd grew larger. Witnesses described her leading chants of “Weekend mode activated!” while customers laughed, cheered, and continued lining up for more samples. At one point, shoppers were allegedly dancing near the mattress displays while holding condiment cups filled with liquor.

Employees reportedly became suspicious after noticing unusually large crowds gathering around the snack aisle and customers behaving noticeably louder than normal. Managers approached Keller after hearing her pitch what she called “Bottomless Sample Fridays” to confused supervisors.

The situation came to an end when store management contacted police.

Officers say Keller continued attempting to rally customers even as she was being escorted from the building, shouting, “WHO’S READY FOR ROUND TWO?” while several shoppers applauded the spectacle.

She was arrested on charges related to impersonation, disorderly conduct, and unauthorized distribution of alcohol.

No injuries were reported during the incident, though authorities confirmed the store temporarily shut down the sampling area while employees cleaned up the scene.

One shopper summed up the bizarre event by saying, “Honestly, for a minute I thought Costco was just evolving.”

[Bastard from a basket @rkinley]

Finna be a breeze

[KnicksMuse @KnicksMuse]

You NEVER see images like this in the modern day.

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

This may just be the single greatest tweet of all time

#worldcup

[Bastard from a basket @rkinley]

@stevewillshadow @stevewilldoit “Hey do you know what’s good for shoulder pain?”

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Knicks fan launched a banana into the crowd and it came back to him 👀

[Athenaeum Book Club @athenaeumbc]

Reject the man cave.

Embrace the personal library.

[Derrick Johnson @4derrick]

Two days ago, Spencer Pratt held a cookout at Jim Gilliam Park in the Jungles. A week earlier, Rolling 60s territory. Politicians avoid these neighborhoods, scared of the anger from decades of neglect.

Spencer showed up anyway. Broke bread. Listened.

This is a new Los Angeles.

[Bastard from a basket @rkinley]

@LeahRain77 Did she say that she needed to get back to Earth?

[Zherka @ZherkaOfficial]

@Kick_Champ Told you so

—The Red Pill

[🥥 𝙇𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙈 🥥 @TheLatamGuy]

In the 1980s, Brazil’s elite CIGS (Jungle Warfare Training Center) in Manaus had rescued jaguars roaming free during PT as a way to build soldiers' mental fortitude and get them accustomed to realities they may encounter in the jungle | 🇧🇷🐆

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

i miss the golden age of DVD where every menu would be like this

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Before Keanu Reeves became a Hollywood star, he worked as a reporter for CBC and covered a teddy bear convention in 1984.

The footage somehow makes him even more likable.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Accurate

[Bastard from a basket @rkinley]

@HumansNoContext @SkolVikin The first thing to help the poor is to not become one of them