cartman: i have to protect my family no matter what it takes
wendy: we are trying to trick clyde into getting vaccinated so we can get the hell out of here
kenny: i am dead and this is my funeral and also all my three dickhead friends suck
stan and kyle:
passed by a woman who’s perfume smelled like picking honeysuckles with my classmates in kindergarten and I realized I miss every single person I’ve ever known
me staying home all day: The world is evil and nobody deserves anything
me after 30 minutes on the train and 10 minutes walking outside: Evetybody in the world is Beautiful