r. k.

an inconvenient woman

[r. k. @rknconline]

“how do you go to xyz and have a good time as a solo woman and have a good time” would you believe me if i said i was strapped tf up

[r. k. @rknconline]

Most if not all of the worst moments of my adult life could have been prevented if I was more aware of when I was ovulating

[ヒューゴ @klarnic_debt]

I’m Carrie and Big is academia

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

I have been addicted to drugs, rejected, dumped, raped, fired, cancelled, and left for dead and yet I was at my most suicidal when I thought my arms were fat

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

Be so completely yourself that no one is attracted to you or wants to employ you

[r. k. @rknconline]

there comes a time in every woman’s life when she must decide whether to inherit her maternal bloodline’s psychosis or just remain in grad school indefinitely

[the stabber @quiet_homeboy]

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

[Ben Kentish @BenKentish]

We encourage state-school educated children from normal backgrounds to aim high and apply to Oxbridge, and then castigate them when they succeed and end up as Cabinet ministers. What message does that send? Answer: if you do well, we’ll portray you as toffs and sell outs, so don’t bother. Drives me mad.

[r. k. @rknconline]

if the weather app is wrong in its predictions I will end up in the liffey btw

[Von heute auf morgen @JungeToerless]

My undergraduate students are functionally illiterate and everyday I have to open Twitter to see takes like "20 year old boys are thinking about Roberto Bolaño" and "everyone's reading Thomas Bernhard to impress women." What reality do you guys live in?

[r. k. @rknconline]

people who look at my phone over my shoulder in public deserve the death penalty. i on the other hand am the supreme moral authority on the matter and will spend my free time doing it openly

[zarghona @mastikhorpaglu]

😭😭

[grace @gracefishlove]

ur hating on me and im kinda seeing where ur coming from

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

sure, sex is great but have you ever had an editor who liked your article override the reviewers who hated it

[r. k. @rknconline]

so avoidant I genuinely cannot post on Instagram

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

It must be feel so good to be a thirty seven year old man and tell a beautiful girl in her twenties that you’re not ready for a serious relationship